Soft Landing – The solution to the Green Out?
If you’ve never had the displeasure of experience a proper green out – you haven’t experienced the full spectrum of a cannabis high. Most people go through life without ever walking down the “dreary road of too much THC in their body”.
Here’s the type of internal dialogue that goes on in your mind when you find yourself balls-deep in a Green Out;
**Think Johnny Depp in “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas”
As the room started to spin, I couldn’t help but wonder what had gone wrong.
I had taken cannabis edibles before, but this time seemed different. It had been over an hour, and I wasn’t feeling anything. Frustration crept in, and a voice inside my head urged me to take another one. Maybe this would be the one that finally brought me to that blissful high I had been anticipating.
With a sense of desperation, I popped another edible into my mouth. The taste was familiar yet oddly bitter, a stark contrast to the sweet anticipation that had initially fueled my decision. But I was determined, convinced that this additional dose would do the trick.
Time seemed to stretch, and I impatiently waited for the effects to kick in. Little did I know that I had unwittingly set myself on a path towards an overwhelming and disorienting experience. The minutes ticked by, and I couldn’t shake the feeling that something was off. A heaviness settled upon me, and a peculiar sensation of drowsiness took hold.
Suddenly, it hit me. It hit me with a force I couldn’t have anticipated. My body felt as though it were sinking into the couch, and my mind was transported to a realm of confusion and distorted perceptions. Colors danced and morphed before my eyes, and my thoughts became a chaotic jumble. I had entered the green cave of “way too much weed,” and there was no turning back.
As the hours stretched on, my inner dialogue became a maelstrom of fragmented thoughts and introspection. I questioned every decision that led me to this point, berating myself for my impatience and lack of self-control. The walls seemed to close in, and I grappled with a profound sense of paranoia.
In the midst of this turbulent journey, I yearned for clarity, for a return to normalcy. But the effects persisted, unyielding and relentless. I found solace in reminding myself that this would eventually pass, that it was merely a temporary state of mind. Yet, each passing second felt like an eternity, as if time had become an enemy conspiring against me.
The green out experience served as a stark reminder of the importance of moderation and patience when indulging in cannabis. It taught me that pushing the limits of my own tolerance can lead to unintended consequences and a disconnection from reality. As the hours slowly ticked away, I vowed to approach cannabis with greater respect and mindfulness in the future, cherishing the plant’s potential while heeding the delicate balance it requires.
It’s a stoner’s rite of passage in my opinion. And once you go through that, you’ll never be the same again. However, some stoners have decided that maybe there’s a way to soften the landing – and this is what this article is all about.
An Edible to Reverse a Green Out…
In a breakthrough effort to address the challenging experience of a cannabis green out, a determined mother and son duo from Boston have introduced a potential solution called “Soft Landing.” Recent Cornell University graduate, Eli Stoloff, explains that Soft Landing functions as a reverse edible, providing users with a controlled descent from their high rather than an ascent.
Stoloff was inspired by stories he heard during his time at Cornell about individuals struggling to come down quickly after consuming edibles. The delayed effect of edibles often leads to misjudgments, where users mistakenly consume more before experiencing the initial effects. Stoloff and his mother, Alice Stone, embarked on a mission to give marijuana users greater control over their high by developing a chocolate bar that incorporates a naturally occurring molecule found in various herbs and spices. This molecule has shown promise in reversing the effects of THC, the psychoactive compound in cannabis.
After extensive experimentation and refinement, Stoloff and Stone arrived at the optimal formula for delivering the maximum potency of the molecule. To validate their creation, they conducted a medical survey on Soft Landing, with an impressive 80 percent of participants rating it as “effective” or “very effective.”
Investor and co-founder of Yamba Market, Sean Hope, has personally experienced the balancing effects of Soft Landing. He attests to its immediate impact, stating, “And my conclusion was, this works!”
With the positive feedback received, Stoloff and Stone are confident in the future prospects of their creation. They are now on the verge of introducing Soft Landing to the consumer market and actively seeking additional investors to scale up production.
The potential of Soft Landing to mitigate the disorienting effects of a green out marks a significant development for cannabis enthusiasts. As the mother and son team prepare to share their innovative product with the world, they envision a future where individuals can enjoy cannabis with heightened control and a sense of security. With their unwavering determination and promising results, Stoloff and Stone are poised to revolutionize the cannabis experience and make Soft Landing an indispensable tool for cannabis users everywhere.
The Sticky Bottom Line
It’s inevitable that some people will over indulge on cannabis and find themselves in a Green Out. This solution might very well be the thing that keeps people from rushing to the emergency room. Green outs are the main reason why people rush to the emergency rooms for Cannabis.
They think they are going to die, because it can be such an intense experience. When in reality, if they could just sit back, relax and breathe a bit – they would discover that they would be fine. Like the first person account in the fictional story above explained – eventually it comes down.
I find myself split on the concept of “Soft Landing” and its potential to counter the effects of a green out.
On one hand, experiencing a green out can be seen as a rite of passage for many cannabis enthusiasts. It is a humbling experience that teaches respect for the plant, promotes mindfulness, and helps individuals understand their personal boundaries.
It can be a transformative moment that leads to a deeper appreciation and maturity in one’s relationship with cannabis.
By providing a quick fix to mitigate the discomfort of a green out, a magic chocolate bar like Soft Landing could potentially rob people of this important learning experience.
On the other hand, having a tool like Soft Landing—a downer to counteract an upper—could be highly valuable for psychonauts and cannabis users who seek greater control over their experiences.
Being able to modulate the intensity and duration of a high can empower individuals to explore different realms of consciousness while maintaining a sense of safety and comfort. Soft Landing could serve as a valuable resource in the toolkit of those who want to navigate the psychedelic landscape with more intention and control.
Ultimately, I applaud the efforts of the Mother and Son duo in their pursuit of providing a solution to the challenges of a green out.
Their innovation demonstrates a commitment to improving the cannabis experience and addressing the needs of users.
While there are valid arguments on both sides, the existence of such solutions opens up possibilities for further advancements in the field. As the cannabis industry continues to evolve, it is important to explore different avenues that cater to a diverse range of preferences and experiences.
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