r/funny – And this is why….I don’t drink water

Frfr, and Ngl there’s a whole army of mfs that don’t drink water. I used to live up in North Carolina and those mfs had the absolute WORST BREATH and Oral hygiene. Rotting teeth at the ripe age of 20-23, and they thought it was “normal”.

I went to a friends house for the first time and assumed “hey, ill drink water when I get there, I forgot my water jug at home” and the mf didn’t have water. I asked HOW. This girl said “I don’t drink water it taste nasty”. I went home. Never went back without a bottle. And this happened at about 2 other spots.

There was this call center I used to work at and this old guy with all types of medical issues was sitting there in the training room for 4-5 hours drinking a bottle of Diet Coke an hour. He brought a 6 pack every day and finished it by the end of training every day. And he admitted to maybe drinking one cup of water every few days ONLY because he takes pills and the doctor said he should be drinking water for those pills. He said soda had enough water for him to get his hydration… mfs are crazy.