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Queen for a Day: Donald Trump – Marilyn Sands, Humor Times
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Trump wants to be “Dictator” but don’t worry, just for one day! Next, maybe he’ll be “Queen for a Day!”
Trump says he’ll only be a Dictator for a day – but there are so many more days in a Presidential Term, so I immediately signed up for ‘Costumes & Props’!
I’ll spare you the names of the world’s notorious Dictators as you know who they are & their rap sheets & that’s a good thing because we don’t need another one!
But Trump said, ‘Just 1 day’ – so we’ll just have to find out on Election Day who wouldn’t mind giving him his little request on his first day!
DAY TWO
He won’t be a Dictator anymore – he’ll be QUEEN FOR A DAY!
DAY THREE
He’ll be A SINGER!
“What a difference a day makes, twenty-four little hours…” Hit song by THE Dinah Washington
DAY FOUR
He’ll be THE VILLAGE IDIOT!
DAY FIVE
He’ll be A FARMER!
DAY SIX
He’ll be A PREACHER!
DAY SEVEN
He’ll be A METAMUCIL SPOKESPERSON!
DAY EIGHT
He’ll be A POSTAGE STAMP MODEL!
And, DAY NINE… PRISONER FOR LIFE! **
** if not sooner!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80’s Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book “CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS” On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, “OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS”!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417″Living proofyou don’t have to be a success to write a Memoir”!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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