Pure Poetry

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Abandoning alliteration, the column this week is
experimenting with consonance. Next week, perhaps
we'll see how
everyone feels about assonance.

Job-hunter
Despreately Looking for Internship
shared this job posting, writing
"AMD Job Lsiting forgot to add in the deatils". Seems like a pretty easy job to perform;
Mx. Des should apply.

Rosti fan
Stefan Pletosu
(and who isn't?)
uncovers a subtler substitution error that Mx. Despreately missed.
"Why would they call me a lead? I'm just a junior" he
humbly demurs.

Dislocated
Lincoln
figures
"Someone needs to go back to school and study maths."

Nanoscale philanthropist
Adam R.
references my favorite derived unit in this headscratcher.
"I made a $50 donation plus fees, and in fact that's what
my credit card was charged, but my PayPal activity
statement seems to think I only made a 5 millicent donation."

Time Lord
Daniel D.
conjured up this Slovakian incantation, explaining:
"Large office supply chain says this product will be
delivered between September 9, 2021 and February 8, 2023.
I choose the 2021 and hope it will just materialize in
front of me on pressing the Confirm order button."

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Lyle Seaman

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