Nikki Haley Also Thinks the Right-Wing Conspiracy Theories About Taylor Swift Are Completely Nuts

As you’ve probably heard by now, right-wing heads have been collectively exploding since the Kansas City Chiefs beat the Baltimore Ravens to secure their place in the Super Bowl, which is apparently proof positive that:

• The Super Bowl is rigged
• …as part of a Pentagon plot to reelect Joe Biden
• …the groundwork for which was laid four years ago
• …when Taylor Swift was recruited for a government “psyop” project
• …which involved her starting a relationship with Travis Kelce to boost both their profiles
• …in anticipation of her announcing, after the Chiefs “win” the Super Bowl
• …that she’s endorsing Biden for president

Obviously, if your brain hasn’t been completely scrambled, all of the above sounds certifiably insane. One person who agrees that these conspiracy theories are more than a little nuts? GOP hopeful Nikki Haley.

Appearing on CNN on Thursday, the former South Carolina governor told Jake Tapper: “I don’t know what the obsession is. Taylor Swift is allowed to have a boyfriend. Taylor Swift is a good artist. I’ve taken my daughter to Taylor Swift concerts before. To have a conspiracy theory of all of this is bizarre. Nobody knows who she’s gonna endorse, but I can’t believe that’s overtaken our national politics.… The last thing I really think we need to be worried about is who Taylor Swift is dating and what conspiracy theory is gonna have her endorsing a person for president.” 

MAGA Nation does not appear to have issued an official response to Haley’s comments, but presumably it will be something along the lines of: “This just proves Nikki Haley is in on the whole thing.”