LONDON – (Satire World) – The World of Soccer Magazine writer Fifi Tripoli, is proud to announce that one of the most famous stadiums in the world will be getting a huge, much-needed upgrade improvement.
Wembley Stadium, which is almost as popular as New York City’s Yankee Stadium, will see construction on an additional 7,603 seats, new, state-of-the-art goal netting, and brand new laminated penalty cards.
Stadium chief groundskeeper Reginal F. Regency, 78, notes that the cost will be passed on to the British taxpayers.
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