Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck first broke the story about a Buckingham Palace guard actually being an Al-Qaeda operative.
Buck said that he got the scoop from record producer and businessman Simon Cowell.
Cowell reportedly heard the rumor from his landscaper, who is originally from Afghanistan.
Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote met with King Charles and Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles, and in the interest of safety, the palace guard named Sham Tu Youseff has been relieved of his duty and is being interrogated by two members of Scotland Yard.
Meanwhile King Charles said that he will be replacing Youseff with a cousin of his ex-wife Princess Diane, Bernard F. Kryler.