Donald Trump’s former ‘side piece,’ and his little boy, Donald Trump Jr., say that they’re sick and tired, tired and sick of having to always comment that no, they do not do drugs.
To be fair, Nancy Reagan found it hard to ‘Just Say No’, she was famously hopped up on pills for most of her life.
Little Donnie said that he did drugs in the past, but it made him slur his words, forget to use vowels, and at times he would uncontrollably dangle his participles.
Meanwhile his fiancee and fantastic bed partner Kimberly “Raging Hormones” Guilfoyle said that she stopped doing drugs because it was giving her facial wrinkles, ass wrinkles, and her uvula was beginning to shrink.
When Donald Trump was asked if Donnie and Kimmy did drugs he put down his three McDonalds Big Mac burgers and replied, “How the fuck should I know – I don’t sleep in their fucking bed, believe me!” ■
