(SPORTS NEWS) – Sporting Chance Magazine writer Hercules Confetti has just broken the story that the greatest baseball pitcher of all-time has just opened up Ryan’s Fastball Chicken Diner in his hometown of Alvin, Texas.
Confetti noted that Nolan, who threw seven no-hitters during his career, is using a special Ryan family chicken recipe that has been handed down from generation to generation, starting with his great, great, grandmother Ida Sue Ryanovich, who immigrated to America from Moscow, Russia back during the carrot famine of 1921.
Confetti said he tasted some of Ryan’s chicken tenders and he remarked that they are damn delicious and they taste like imported Bulgarian butter and contain no fat, no sodium, no salt, and no extepianlytes. ■