Cleaver iPhone Case Turns Smartphones Into Sharpphones

Designed with a handle for easy gripping, this kitchen cleaver iPhone case is perfect for letting people know you’re not to be approached while on a call. For sale on Amazon (affiliate link), the case is available for 15 different iPhone models, with either a black or silver blade finish. I’m going to get the silver finish for extra realism. Plus, maybe add a little blood splatter.

Of course, the knife isn’t really a knife; it’s just plastic, so you don’t have to worry about losing a toe in the event you drop a call. That’s a relief because I’m rarely not dropping my phone. Or throwing it in frustration. Online gambling was a terrible invention.

Sure, it won’t conveniently fit in any regular pants pocket or small purse, but I think we can all agree that’s a small price to pay for what is arguably the best iPhone case to ever grace the market. The butcher’s market, just to be clear.

The nurse has a suitable mobile phone.😃😃😃 pic.twitter.com/PJWd81THxr

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