Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador is throwing down the gauntlet when it comes to corn, pitting food sovereignty against the country’s trade agreements.
His proposed ban on genetically modified corn has upset U.S. corn farmers, trade groups and officials and has prompted the U.S. to establish a third party dispute panel to help resolve the disagreement. And yet, López Obrador gives no signs of backing off — making it clear he believes corn, or maize, is a cultural touchstone worth fighting for.
“We will continue campaigning against junk foods that affect our health, including GMO corn,” López Obrador said in a speech given in Spanish earlier this year. “We must first take care of our health and protect native corn varieties.”
Mexico is considered the birthplace of maize, which is still the most extensive crop grown in the country. There are dozens of native corn varieties and many efforts in place to protect them. “Sin Maíz No Hay País,” which translates to “Without Corn, There Is No Country,” is a campaign and phrase used to garner support for protecting native corn varieties.
“Corn is quintessentially Mexican,” said Diego Marroquín Bitar, a fellow for the U.S.-Mexico Foundation, a non-profit that promotes trade between the two countries. “It plays a really important role in the construction of the Mexican identity, and I think that’s where the president comes from.”
López Obrador recently released a revised draft of Mexico’s national food production standard, stipulating that no genetically modified white corn is to be used in corn dough, or masa, for tortillas and tostadas.
Prepare to embark on a journey through the colourful and vibrant world of art humour with these funny art puns and art jokes.
The best art puns and art jokes
Whether you’re a seasoned artist, an art aficionado, or simply someone who appreciates a good laugh, this roundup of the funniest art puns will paint a smile across your face.
Sharpen your pencils, and get ready to brush up on your laughter skills with this gallery of art-inspired jokes that are sure to draw out some giggles.
Funny art jokes
Let’s kick off the creativity with some great art jokes.
1. What did the canvas say to the paint? “Stop brushing me off!”
2. What do you call a drawing of a cow? A moo-sterpiece.
3. Why did the pencil go to school? It wanted to improve its “lead”ership skills.
4. What did the student say when the art teacher asked her why she was staring at an empty piece of paper? “I’m drawing a blank.”
5. What do you call a painting by a cat? A purr-trait.
6. Who’s the king of the pencil case? The ruler.
7. Can you name a famous barnyard painter? Vincent van Goat or Pablo Pigcaso.
8. What do pirates do in their free time? They make arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
9. Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencil-vania.
10. What do you call a drawing of a dog? A pet-encil sketch.
11. What’s an artist’s motto? “Let’s paint the town red!”
12. Why was the pencil such a good comedian? It knew how to draw out laughter.
13. What did the art thief say to the museum curator? Give me all your Monet.
14. Did you see the display of still-life art? It wasn’t at all moving.
Artist jokes
There are lots of funny artist jokes and artist puns out there – here are our favourites.
15. What’s an artist’s favourite fruit? Draw-berries.
16. How does an artist get into a secret society? They draw the right conclusions.
17. Why did the artist go to therapy? To sketch out their problems.
18. How did the artist win the painting prize? They had strokes of genius.
19. What was the artist’s favourite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
20. What is Salvador Dali’s favourite thing to eat for breakfast? A bowl of surreal.
21. Why did the artist bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains.
22. What kind of shoes do artists wear? Sketchers.
23. What do famous artists do when they make a mistake? They face the mosaic.
24. Why did the artist add sugar to their paint? To make it more palatable.
25. How do old artists get around? Quite easel-y.
26. What’s an artist’s favourite vegetable? Arti-choke.
27. How did the portrait artist find the missing paintbrush? They brushed up on their detective skills.
28. Why do people like talking to artists? Because they make good canvas-ation.
29. How does a true artist write their CV? They draw from their experience.
30. Why did the artist bring a ladder to the art gallery? To take their art to new heights.
31. How does an angry artist fight? He challenges his rival to a doodle.
32. What did the artist feel like when he first visited the famous Paris art museum? It was Louvre at first sight.
33. How do artists stay cool? They find shade in their drawings.
34. What’s an Etch A Sketch artist’s worst nightmare? An earthquake.
35. Why don’t artists like to get in trouble? They fear the pen-alties.
36. How does an artist make a good first impression? They draw on their charm.
37. How do you support a sad artist? Give them a shoulder to crayon.
38. Why did the artist break up with their easel? It wasn’t a stable relationship.
39. How does an artist apologise? They draw back their words.
40. Why did the artist get into landscaping? They wanted to draw closer to nature.
41. How does an artist sign their emails? Best brushes.
42. Why did the artist need a bank loan? Because they had no Monet.
43. Did you hear about the artist that always took things too far? She didn’t know where to draw the line.
44. How did one artist say hello to another artist? “Yellow!”
Painter jokes and painter puns
Add some colour to your gags with these silly painter jokes.
45. Why did the painter go to jail? Because they were framed.
46. What did the painter say to the wall? “I’ve got you covered!”
47. Why is it hard to talk to an abstract painter? Because they never go into detail.
48. What do you tell a painter who just had a breakup? “Try to brush it off.”
49. Why was the paintbrush so popular at school? It knew how to draw attention.
50. What does a painter do when he gets cold? He puts on another coat.
51. How many surrealist painters does it take to change a light bulb? A fish.
52. Why is it hard to tell when a famous painter is sad? Because they mask it well.
53. How did Leonardo Da Vinci never go hungry at night? He painted The Last Supper.
54. Why can mathematicians never become painters? Because their art is derivative.
55. Why was the world’s greatest painter’s wardrobe so small? They only ever needed one coat.
56. What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint? Both crews were marooned.
57. What’s a paintbrush’s favourite exercise? Brush strokes.
More funny jokes about art
Still hungry for a good joke about art? Read on!
58. I asked my art teacher how to draw people. He suggested I work on my personality.
59. What’s it called when someone mis-labels a colour? False ac-hue-sation.
60. Where do cows hang their paintings? In an art moo-seum.
61. What does a mummy colour wheel say to a baby colour wheel when it gets cheeky? “Don’t use that tone with me.”
62. It’s amazing that the ancient Greek sculptors made statues without arms. How did they hold the tools?
63. Why did the statue go to school? It wanted to be a little boulder.
64. Why was the sculpture always in demand? It had a chiseled look.
65. When should you fix a famous painting? When it’s Baroque.
66. I failed my art exam using the wrong pencil… I guess it wasn’t 2B.
Clever art puns
The world of art provides a whole palette of potential when it comes to good puns!
67. Look the art
68. Don’t get me arted
69. Breaking my art
70. Off to a bad art
71. Don’t upset the apple art
72. Break the muse
73. No muse is good muse
74. Ill at easel
75. A daub hand
76. Return to render
77. Bits and masterpieces
78. A day in the life drawing
79. Cut a long storyboard short
80. All things maestro pass
81. Scene as a whistle
82. Anything pose
83. Claim to frame
84. A household frame
85. I frame, I saw, I conquered
86. Hall of frame
87. Head for the quills
88. Quill at ease
89. Ink and you’ll miss it
90. Go for stroke
91. Blast from the pastel
92. Varnish into thin air
93. Bridge over troubled watercolour
94. In primer condition
95. All in a clay’s work
96. Airbrush it off
97. Art blanche
98. A change of art
99. In the comfort tone
100. On the home sketch
More puns about art
101. Paint sized
102. Seven year etch
103. A pigment of your imagination
104. Kick art your day
105. Make a fresh art
106. Sketched in stone
107. Face the mosaic
108. Mosaic to my ears
109. Chalk full of problems
110. Fighting chalk
111. Paint no mountain high enough
112. It paint over ’til it’s over
113. If it paint broke, don’t fix it
114. Not how you portrait it
115. Colour instinct
116. One art cookie
117. Flash in the pen
118. Now and pen
119. Hard to pen down
120. Look hue’s talking
121. Good things come to those hue wait
122. You know hue
123. Right back at hue
124. Bite off more than you can hue
125. Hue and far between
126. Bless hue
127. Once in a hue moon
128. I don’t have a hue
129. Jump the hue
130. Hue in the face
131. An artwork in progress
Painting puns for art lovers
132. Be still my beating art
133. Shade a tear
134. Shade away
135. Shade light on the matter
136. Make the shade
137. So shade back
138. Design draw
139. Draw dropping
140. Draw a line in the sand
141. Luck of the draw
142. Draw things to a close
143. A draw deal
144. Drawing a blank
145. The last draw
146. Fight tooth and draw
147. The crack of drawn
148. Always darkest before the drawn
149. Brand new drawn
150. All drawn and no brain
151. Absence makes the art grow fonder
152. Take the tint
153. Read the small tint
154. Hot under the colour
155. Wonders never cerise
156. Live to tell the teal
157. Be that as it grey
158. For gold time’s sake
159. Pros and bronze
160. Rose and shine
161. White the dust
162. One in a vermillion
163. Hanging by a red
164. Breathe a cyan of relief
165. For lilac of a better option
166. From taupe to toe
167. In the pink of an eye
168. Against the green
169. Get a mauve on
170. Going to brown
171. Don’t have a blue
172. Jade back
173. Long saffron
174. You had me at yellow
One last funny art pun to make you smile
175. I used to do fine arts, until I decided I didn’t like the arts. Now I’m doing just fine.
We hope these art puns and art jokes have added a splash of colour to your day and sketched a smile on your face!🎨 🖌️✨
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This is part of a series with Perfect Earth Project, a nonprofit dedicated to toxic-free, nature-based gardening.
“A seed contains the past and the future at the same time,” said the poet and writer Ross Gay, in a recent interview in The Nation. Hilltop Hanover Farm, a Perfect Earth Project partner in New York’s Westchester County, understands this firsthand. Through their native plant seed initiative, they are preserving the past by cultivating the plants that have been growing on this land for millennia, while sowing a resilient and biodiverse future.
Native plants have become a buzzy topic in recent years, and not just for their good looks. People are beginning to understand how vital they are to a healthy and robust environment. But to provide the greatest benefit, restore depleted lands, and give insects, birds, and other animals the food and habitat they really need, we must look beyond the plants that are native simply to North America, and be sure to include species local to our specific regions.
Above: Showy goldenrod (Solidago speciosa) is one of the keystone species Hilltop Hanover grows in production. This fall-blooming beauty can reach six-feet in height and is a favorite of birds, who love to eat their seeds.
Hilltop Hanover is doing just that, led in their work by Adam Choper, the farm’s director, and Emily Rauch, the native plant programs manager. The farm is part of a new group called Eco 59, a seed collective formed to grow and collect valuable local natives of the Northeastern coastal zone (ecoregion 59) for conservation and restoration in Westchester County, and to preserve them for the future through the Northeast Native Seed Network. “We’re working together as a collective to figure out supply chain issues, find out where the gaps are, and find a way to get the seed out into the world,” says Choper.
Above: The farm crew helps harvests seeds of coastal plain Joe-Pye weed (Eutrochium dubium) by hand.
Today Susan Warde is letting us visit her St. Paul, Minnesota, garden. She was inspired by the posts from Cherry and me looking back at “the summer that was” in our gardens, and so she did the same in her garden! We’re going to see her front garden today and the back garden tomorrow. I hope you’ll share your “summer that was” in your garden as well! It is fun seeing how everyone’s plants have performed throughout the year.
April 27: Crocuses and wildflowers come up in early April in chilly Minnesota, but the garden only starts looking like one when the scilla (Scilla siberica, Zones 3–8) and ‘Royal Star’ magnolias (Magnolia stellata ‘Royal Star’, Zones 4–9) come into bloom.
May 16: Here’s the sundial (seen in the background in the former photo), surrounded by midsize bearded irises (‘Cherry Garden’) and an unknown heuchera that I bought at a yard sale. It produces starry white flowers for much of the summer. You can see a bit of prairie smoke (Geum triflorum, Zones 3–7) at either side of the photo. The scilla are done blooming, but the foliage is not yet wilted and yellow. By the time that happens, other plants will have covered up the unsightly leaves.
May 21: The azaleas (Rhododendron hybrids) are just coming into bloom. These are from the Northern Lights series, bred at the University of Minnesota to be fully hardy in cold climates (some down to –40°F). Mine are in yellows and pinks, but there are also some show-stopping orange and flame varieties. The little pink flowers to the left of the walk are primroses (Primula sieboldii, Zones 5–7). The small tree to the right of the front door is a Zone 4–hardy Korean-Japanese maple hybrid (Acer× pseudosieboldianum, ’North Wind’).
June 5: This is the place where the front garden becomes the side garden, though actually there are no clear boundaries. A ‘Honey Gold’ peony (Paeonia ‘Honey Gold’, Zones 3–8) is in the foreground. The fern to the right of the peony is narrow-leaved spleenwort (Diplazium pycnocarpon, Zones 3–8). In the same garden are irises: Siberian (Iris pseudacorus) and a tall bearded iris (‘Sultry Mood’). The beginning of the back garden can be seen at the top of the photo.
June 27: An enormous white-flowered hosta (a gift from a neighbor) takes center stage. The spiky leaves of Iris pseudacorus (Zones 5–9) are in the foreground.
July 23: The tall white lilies with gold centers are Lilium ‘Conca d’or’ (Zones 4–8). I had them for about six years. They are gorgeous and fragrant but so dramatic that I felt they detracted from the rest of the garden. I gave them away and have now substituted lilies that I hope will fit in better. The tall pinky-lavender blooms are from an Astilbe.
July 29: This is the part of the garden seen in the fourth photo, now dominated by blazing star (Liatris, Zones 3–8), black-eyed Susans (Rudbeckia, Zones 3–8), and coneflowers (Echinacea, Zones 4–8).
July 31: I don’t plant any annuals, but July is truly an over-the-top month in the garden even without them. Here’s the sundial seen before, and now the heuchera are in bloom. The gold daylilies are Hemerocallis ‘Erin Lea’ (Zones 4–9). Shasta daisies (Leucanthemum × superbum, Zones 5–9) and phlox (Phlox paniculata, Zones 4–9) are also flowering at this time.
September 12: Angelica gigas (Zones 4–8) is just beginning to go to seed. It’s a biennial. The little first-year plants can be moved if they appear in awkward places. This specimen is by the wall that separates the garden from the public sidewalk, and people often stop and examine the flowers (and the many bees and wasps that visit). In the background is a 40-year-old white pine (Pinus strobus, Zones 3–8) with a climbing hydrangea (Hydrangea petiolaris, Zones 4–8) scrambling up the trunk.
October 22: Last winter, rabbits girdled two of the three stems of a serviceberry planted here next to the porch, and by midsummer two of them had died. I planted this ‘Royal Raindrops’ crabapple (Malus sp.) instead. (Its burgundy foliage can be seen on the left side of the porch in the previous photo.) By October the foliage had turned a brilliant orange. I’m looking forward to its magenta-pink flowers next spring.
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With the flurry of the holidays bearing down upon us, now is the perfect time to make a list of winter garden tasks to accomplish over the coming months. I find that if I wait until the longest, dreariest part of the year is upon me, I lose sight of what needs doing to get the garden properly poised for the “on-season.” At this point, the garden may look like a sodden mess from the window. When there is a dry day and the sun is peeking through the clouds, it’s the perfect opportunity to rush outside and check some tasks off your winter to-do list. One of the most exciting things about spring is that it happens one day at a time, so if you are in the garden in the “off-season” you’ll get to see it unfolding. Here are some fall and winter garden tasks to do this month and throughout the three phases of winter.
Late Fall/Early Winter Garden Tasks
A hedge trimmer is an excellent tool for cutting down ornamental grasses that are now falling apart and have exhausted their wildlife benefits. Photo: Jason Reeves
Cut back grasses
Most of the ornamental grasses are pretty much in shambles by now. The birds have feasted on the seed heads, and most of the foliage is broken or collapsed. Now is the time to cut these plants back. My favorite tool for this task is a cordless hedge trimmer. It makes quick work of the dried floppy stems and gets a nice neat base. If your grasses need to be reduced this is also the perfect time to cut around the edges with a sharp spade to remove some growth. Or you can cut the entire plant in half and replant the other half in another spot.
Usually the Pacific Northwest sees more rainfall in the late fall and winter months, so this is the time to monitor areas of the garden that may experience washouts, like the one pictured. Make a plan to mitigate those areas as soon as the weather improves. Photo: Danielle Sherry
Document and reroute runoff
With the return of frequent rains, now is the time to take note of areas where excessive rain has pooled or caused rivulets to cut into the ground. Some redirecting of the excess water should be done now to ensure that the rain keeps flowing off the planting beds and the soil doesn’t become supersaturated. Take pictures of any area where water settles and remains for more than a day after a rainfall. These areas can be fixed in spring by providing better drainage and changing slopes.
Midwinter Garden Tasks
When the leaves have fallen off your trees in late winter, assess what needs pruning and what does not. Photo: Michelle Provaznik
Prune certain plants
This task also includes pruning deciduous trees. The structure is very easy to see without the leaves on them. Remember the three Ds of pruning: dead, diseased, and damaged. Those are the first branches to go, and then move on to the fine pruning. This includes shaping, reducing the height, and creating space throughout the branches and around neighboring trees and shrubs so that each tree stands alone without crowding. Winter pruning encourages spring growth, while summer pruning controls growth. There are good tutorials online and great books on the subject to help give you confidence in pruning tasks.
Late-Winter Garden Tasks
Roses are one type of plant that definitely need the leaves and debris surrounding them cleared away in late winter. Otherwise you may be inviting in disease. Photo: Susan Calhoun
Remove excess leaves
Clean up any leftover leaves that have scattered into the garden beds as spring approaches. Insects can overwinter on dying foliage, so I often leave fall leaf drop on many of my beds. This helps protect the soil from runoff and keeps weeds down too. But in late winter/early spring it’s time to remove those leaves and put them into a leaf mold pile. Any plant that is susceptible to fungus, mildew, or insect pests (think roses) needs to have the remaining leaves around it pulled away. The base of the plant should have no debris around it at all. Top the beds off with a thin layer of organic mulch that has been composted around your dormant plants (so it will be available for feeding the roots when they wake up). This mulch keeps any soil from splashing back on stems and causing disease.
Having slug bait in place before spring officially arrives can help keep populations in check early on. Photo: Fionuala Campion
Put down slug bait
Toward the end of winter is usually when I put my first slug bait out into the garden. I use a natural pet/wildlife-friendly one, but you can use whatever is most effective in your garden. It is important to use it before you see the first sign of damage. This keeps the slug population from growing quickly. Even snowdrops (Galanthus spp. and cvs., Zones 3–8) can be eaten by slugs.
Photos of newly emerging snowdrops or witch hazels in bloom are a late winter sight in the PNW that gardeners in others areas of the country might appreciate you sharing. Photos: Susan Calhoun
Share spring photos to encourage other gardeners
Our gardens in the Pacific Northwest often wake up earlier than those in much of the rest of the country. Early snowdrops start pushing through the soil. Witch hazels (Hamamelis spp. and cvs., Zones 3–8) begin pushing out spiky orange, yellow, and red flowers, while paperbush (Edgeworthia chrysantha and cvs., Zones 7–10) buds fatten up and eventually burst open. Before you go back indoors, take a look around and see what is emerging in your garden. Then share your finds with others—not everyone experiences spring as early as we do!
Susan Calhoun is the owner of Plantswoman Design in Bainbridge Island, Washington.
You may have noticed that the Rocky Mountain region—especially if you moved here from either coast or the South—is notably lacking in broadleaf evergreens. That is because these evergreens are more prone to burn from both winter sun and wind—as well as to suffer winter water loss—than deciduous woody plants or needled evergreens. As a result, gardeners in our region must select and site such woody plants more thoughtfully than gardeners in other regions. Of course, what we call “Rocky Mountain” is really more like two regions: one that reliably retains winter snow cover, and one that does not. The three broadleaf evergreen natives described here, however, do well in a variety of gardens and exposures.
In winter-dry gardens, avoid siting broadleaf evergreens in locations that receive winter sun all day; the east face of a house, for example, is ideal. Winter snow cover reduces winter stress on evergreen plants, so gardens that retain snow cover can feature broadleaf evergreens in a greater diversity of sites with less work. Regardless, these sumptuous, structural garden additions add vibrance to our outdoor worlds when we appreciate it most and are worth the modest investment.
During establishment, irrigate all three of these plants regularly, and mulch with leaf, wood, or gravel mulch.
Rocky Mountain gardens that retain winter snow cover can host these plants in a variety of sites with relatively little winter upkeep.
Gardeners in snowless areas should site broadleaf evergreen plants where they receive a bit of shade in the afternoon. It is also a good idea to water them in winter.
Daphne
Daphne × burkwoodii ‘Carol Mackie’
Zones: 4–8
Size: 4 feet wide and 4 feet tall
One of our most striking broadleaf evergreens remains the classic ‘Carol Mackie’ daphne. With a superb branch structure and restrained growth that gives it a shapely form, it’s an easy choice for semi-formal gardens and tighter settings where large or ramble-prone woodies just won’t do. Teardrop-shape leaves with variegated edges just ooze taste, and come spring, the plant delights with an effusive bloom of four-petaled, soft-pink flowers. As if that isn’t enough, they’re fragrant—so deliciously so that a friend of mine insists on a ‘Carol Mackie’ specimen by the door everywhere they’ve lived, an insistence I wholeheartedly support. A few words for success on this one: Don’t plant ‘Carol Mackie’ in a clay that sits wet, and site thoughtfully; this shrub despises transplant. Hardy to Zone 4, the plants reach 4 feet high and wide in ideal conditions with age.
This plant fits into a category we in horticulture sometimes call “workhorse” plants. They won’t dazzle with a flashy bloom or fragrance, and they won’t stop you at the nursery; they demonstrate their value in other ways—in this case, by sheer toughness. Littleleaf mountain mahogany doesn’t care what kind of soil it’s grown in, or how much it’s watered after establishment. In fact, this Cercocarpus will not thrive in a heavily irrigated, amended garden soil once established.
Taking an oval shape to around 5 feet, littleleaf mountain mahogany is a deer-proof (as much as any plant can be) plant that looks as good in January as it does in June. This fine-textured plant is xeric thanks to high-desert origins and is cold hardy, too, unfazed well into Zone 3. Unsurprisingly, it prefers full sun. Thanks to a dense, slow growth habit, it requires virtually no pruning, makes a good screen for an outdoor living space, and makes a good hiding space for local songbirds.
Arctostaphylos × coloradensis ‘Panchito’. Photo: courtesy of Plant Select
Manzanita
Arctostaphylos × coloradensis
Zones: 5–8
Size: 5 feet wide by 2 feet tall
An easy choice for gardens in Zone 5 and warmer, our native manzanitas have quickly become regional staples when it comes to tough and dapper shrub options. Reaching just over 2 feet tall with age, plants ramble to cover 4 or more feet across. They present with poise in the garden, adorned in unusually dark green, glossy leaves above beautiful, cinnamon-colored exfoliating bark. Thanks to precocious flowers, manzanitas provide a very early nectar source for flying insects. The attractive red berries formed on plants in this group are the source of the plant’s common name, which is Spanish for “little apple.” Be warned, however, that while these plants do fine on coarser soils, they do struggle in some clays. If you have clay soil but want to try growing a manzanita, consider a berm; that has done the trick for me.
Bonus plant
Bearberry is native to most of North America. Photo: Jennifer Benner
Gardeners in regions much colder than Zone 5 should consider sticking to the extra cold-hardy parent of A. ×coloradoensis, called Arctostaphylos uva-ursi (kinninnick or bearberry), which remains a ground cover but is hardy to Zone 2.
Bryan Fischer lives and gardens at the intersection of the Great Plains and the Rockies. He is a horticulturist and the curator of plant collections for a local botanic garden.
Late fall and early winter can be a drab time in northeastern gardens. Most of the leaves have faded from the trees, and the perennial border is looking mushy and brown. What’s a gardener to do? Luckily, there are many plants that look great at this time of year. The following are a few trees and shrubs that might be lesser known but are worth adding to your garden for a late-season show.
In addition to its edible berries, Szechuan pepper puts on a show with vibrant yellow fall foliage.
Szechuan pepper
Zanthoxylum simulans, Zones 5b–9
There is just something about having a shrub in your garden that is interesting, useful, and not that common. Zanthoxylum is a genus that you may not be familiar with, but if you are a foodie, or maybe of Chinese descent, than you are in on the surprise. The berries of the plants from the Zanthoxylum species (all are known commonly as Szechuan peppercorns) are a sensation to be experienced. You might have encountered them in authentic Szechuan restaurants (Mapo tofu, anyone?). They cause your taste buds to feel as if they are being electrocuted—but in a good way.
The surprising thing is that Szechuan pepper (or prickly ash) is hardy in many northeastern gardens. It’s hardly a novelty because it’s also a pretty shrub. Sure, it’s thorny, but no more so than a hybrid tea rose, and it’s really all about the late autumn display here. As the foliage turns golden and drops, it’s the glossy red fruits that shine, cracking open to release their black seeds and distinctive fragrance. Yes, you can pick them and dry them or use them fresh in your kitchen adventures. This may be a shrub that is more about adding early winter interest and usefulness to your garden than, let’s say, another hydrangea might bring. But don’t we all need an extra boost of garden interest in the short days of November and December?
White beautyberry stands out from the crowd with its bright white fruits, which shine on dull, cloudy days.
While many of us are seduced by the brilliant berries of various purple beautyberry species and cultivars, their more demure, yet lovely sister, white beautyberry, is not as familiar. Hardy through Zone 5, this shrub is in so many ways the more beautiful beautyberry, especially if the weather remains mild in autumn (as a hard freeze will turn the berries tan). In my garden, the pure white berries make this Callicarpa the star of the late autumn garden.
Like so many shrubs with late-season interest, it can look rather ordinary the rest of the year, but as any beautyberry owner knows, to get the lovely long arching branches full of berries, you must cut the entire plant back to the ground every spring anyway. With a show like this, it’s easy to justify waiting until November and December for such a striking display.
Daphne × transatlantica in bloom in November (left); Eternal Fragrance® daphne promises a denser and less floppy habit (right). Photo right: Michelle Gervais
Each year I try to photograph my daphne in bloom during each month of the year. This is a shrub that even in my cold Zone 5 garden has some flowers sporadically on it in every month of the year. Astounding as that is, its main bloom period is still in early spring and again in November when the intensely fragrant blooms take over the show from even the late fall foliage.
I was given a seedling of Daphne × transatlantica a decade ago by a friend, and while my plant is lovely, it is a bit floppy, as some daphnes can be. Yet it persists. Even after heavy snows have bent the stems and when all seems lost, it recovers and blooms with even more vigor. Thankfully others have caught on, and there are now named selections that offer better habits and performance. Look for Eternal Fragrance® that promises semi-evergreen foliage and a more mounded growth habit from 2 to 3 feet tall and wide.
Japanese stewartia’s molted bark looks like army camouflage.
Japanese stewartia is not a tree with many faults. Heck, the only ones I can think of are that its flowers drop like fried eggs, which means you should never plant it over a deck or poolside, and its seedpods are worse than Lego pieces when you’re barefoot. These are no reason, however, to avoid planting what may be the most awesome small tree ever.
My Japanese stewartia, which grows at the corner of my front porch and the street, is the one plant that I get the most comments about in winter. You might be familiar with this stewartia, as it is often recommended as a summer-blooming tree, with its large, white camellia-like flowers that bloom in June. Yet to be perfectly honest, as lovely as those flowers are each year, competition is high in the garden in June, and you can almost miss them. If only stewartia bloomed in February when its cousins, the camellias (Camellia spp. and cvs., Zones 6–10), do.
In summer, Japanese stewartia blooms with cup-size white flowers with mustard yellow interiors.
Winter just happens to be when those who are fortunate to own a Japanese stewartia discover its secret gift, and it isn’t flowers at all. In fall, Japanese stewartia puts on a display with gorgeous red fading foliage. But in the off-season, stewartia bark alone is stunning; it’s almost as if you crossed a eucalyptus tree (Eucalyptus spp. and cvs., Zones 8–11), with its multicolored trunks, and a sycamore tree (Platanus occidentalis, Zones 4–9), with its camouflage-colored bark that always gets attention. “What is that camouflage tree in your front yard?” people ask me all winter long.
Landscape designers call the sort of branching exhibited by Japanese stewartia “muscular,” as the smooth bark wraps skin-tight over the undulating trunks, reflecting light and glistening with various colors that range from tan, to orange, to brown.
As if that were not enough, the tree’s overall form and silhouette are more attractive in winter than that of nearly any other shrub or tree. How many of us can say that in winter? Japanese stewartia specimens might even be posing just to get extra points, because each branch appears as if an artist sketched it. Every twig, even the tiniest one, is attractive enough to be snipped off with secateurs and maybe added to complement a display of greens in a winter window box or a holiday wreath, or plunged into gravel to hold paperwhites erect.
Any one of these shrubs or trees could wow your neighbors this year with something a little out of the ordinary. Whether you are looking for berries, fall color, late-season flowers, or stunning bark, spice up your off-season with something more unusual this year.
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Matt Mattus is the author of two books: Mastering the Art of Flower Gardening and Mastering the Art of Vegetable Gardening. He gardens in Worcester, Massachusetts.
We finally got some good rain here. Three days of a slow soak. 3″ total so far.
It wasn’t soon enough for the yams, cassava, taro, sugarcane and other tropical crops, but it will soak the pastures and bring in the grasses and weeds of winter.
Thank you, Father! We needed this!
I didn’t get to overseed the pastures with winter ryegrass this time, but I do hope that there are enough seeds already there to come up and grow. It’s a bit late in the season to plant now, so we’ll see what happens.
I’m hoping this also starts to get the pond back into shape. Maybe we’ll have a wet winter, as some have predicted.
I’ve recommended some garden gear every single year since I discovered it. These are items that I think are so good, I assume they’ll be on my recommendation list forever. I can’t promise that something won’t come along that I think is better, but most of the items on this list have been by my side for years. And they’ve certainly shown up in my gift guides and recommendations before. But I think they are all amazing and I feel like you can’t go wrong giving any of them.
THE SPADE
When you read that subtitle you should read it as “THE” spade because as far as I’m concerned this is the end of the spade discussion. Another discussion is about how you should be using a spade and not a shovel for most of what you’re doing in the garden, but I’ll save that for another time.
I’ve written about it before, but the Sneeboer Ladies Spade is amazing. I’m short so it works for me. Taller people probably want to consider the Border Spade, which has a longer handle and an ever so slightly larger head. Exquisitely crafted and meant to last a lifetime and then some, this thing is the most practical and beautiful thing I own.
For as much as I love that spade, I probably use the Great Dixter Planting Spade even more. This is another Sneeboer tool and forgive me for raving about them, but they are just that good. These Dutch-made tools are hand-forged and meant to last. To know them is to love them. This little tool is like a mini spade, or maybe it’s a big trowel. It’s that in-between tool that turns out to be just right.
I’ve tried fancy watering cans. I want to be that person who has beautiful watering cans sitting around the garden, serving as much as art as practical tools. Here’s the bad news: None of them have really worked for me. I like a big watering can because if you’re carrying water somewhere, that means the hose won’t reach, and no one wants to take lots of trips with a watering can. Long story short, the French blue watering can from Gardener’s Supply holds three gallons and balances well. It probably won’t end up as art, but it gets the job done.
For gardeners who want to feel like a true badass in the garden, you can’t really beat a soil knife (aka hori hori). These are big blades that can do a lot: weed, plant, open bags, cut twine and fight of ninjas. I’ve tried a lot of hori horis and my favorite is the Deluxe Soil Knife. I find the plastic handle comfortable and the orange handle helpful for when you set it down and can’t find it. I think soil knives are much more useful than trowels, so to me this is a tool that should be one of the first in a new gardener’s kit.
Whether you’re spending big bucks on tools or you have hard-working, more budget friendly gear, it will last longer and work better if you take care of it. Sharp tools are a joy and it’s better for your plants to have ginsu-kinfe like blades. This little sharpening kit is my go-to and it gets extra gift points because it’s the kind of thing that every gardener should have but no one wants to buy for themselves.
I don’t recommend that people buy hand pruners aka secateurs as gifts unless the recipient has made a specific request. They are far too personal a tool to choose for someone else. They need to feel perfect in the hand, making an Edward Scissorhands-like extension of your fingers. But snips—lightweight pruners that are great for deadheading, pruning small branches, cutting a bouquet and about a million other everyday jobs in the garden—are far less specific. These are a few good ones that I have and love.
For as much as I love my wheelbarrow, it turns out that I end up using my collapsible cart all the time in the garden. It’s not meant for gardening, but don’t tell my cart, which seems quite at home there. I use this for going to plant sales, carting large quantities of plants around the garden, loading up oodles of pots, serving as a “fertilizer bar” that I can roll around the garden and give every plant what it needs and just generally cleaning up. When I’m not using it I fold it up and hang on the shed wall, where it takes up very little space.
I’ll admit it, I have a little bit of guilt each year when I buy a Christmas tree and toss it out a few weeks later. Sometimes, I buy a potted tree and then put it in my yard or give it to a friend. Know what else works well without the guilt?
A rosemary Christmas tree.
Know what else it works well for? Those who don’t have a large space for a full-sized tree.
Photo by Kristine Lofgren.
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Right around the holidays, you can find rosemary bushes pruned into that familiar Christmas tree shape.
If you get your hands on one of these, it’s just a matter of keeping it alive throughout the holidays. Or, if you want to go the DIY route, you can buy a shrub and shape it yourself.
Rosemary isn’t a huge fan of growing indoors year-round, so if you can take it back outside once the weather warms up, it will be much happier.
Here’s what we’ll go over to give you the tools and knowledge you need to grow rosemary as a Christmas tree:
Ready to bring the cutest little Christmas tree to your space? Let’s start with how to source one.
Bring Your Plant Home
If you don’t buy it pre-shaped, you’ll need to purchase your plant several months in advance so you have plenty of time to shape it yourself.
Actually, you should buy it a few years in advance, because those pre-shaped trees take quite a long time to create.
Pre-shaped specimens can often be found in many stores around the holiday season.
You can grab one of these anytime you stumble across them, though they tend to be healthier the earlier it is in the season. That is, unless the store constantly replenishes its stock.
They can also be found online as well.
This plant from the Three Company Store, available at Amazon is a foot tall and about four inches wide, making it a cute start.
If you keep it alive for a few years and maintain the shape, it could double in size and make an even bigger impact.
If you decide to buy an unshaped plant, look for one that has a naturally upright shape and is more narrow at the top than the bottom.
When you take your plant from the store to the car, try to keep it covered if the temperatures are below 40°F. Rosemary and I have that in common – we both suffer in cold temperatures.
Once you get your plant home, give it a nice long drink of water if the soil feels dry. Stores do their best to keep plants happy, but they can’t provide the same custom care you can.
Remove any outer plastic or decorative packaging so the water can drain away from the bottom of the container.
Caring for a Rosemary Christmas Tree
As I mentioned, rosemary doesn’t love being indoors. It prefers it when it’s downright cold at night, warm and sunny during the day, and with a moderate amount of humidity – around 50 percent.
Photo by Kristine Lofgren.
Most houses don’t provide that. So, your rosemary shrub isn’t in the ideal conditions.
Perhaps the biggest challenge with growing this herb indoors is giving it enough sunlight. These plants need full sun whether they’re indoors or out.
Try to find a spot in your home with at least six hours of direct sunlight. If you can’t do that, provide supplemental lighting. If you are planning to keep the plant indoors just during the winter, you can squeak by with less light. An east-, west-, or south-facing window would be fine for a month or two.
If the plant starts to grow leggy, as is common in low light, just trim it back to encourage bushier growth until you can bring it outside for better sun exposure.
Now, let’s talk about water. Put the watering can away! Unlike many common houseplants, rosemary doesn’t need much water. Think of it as closer to a succulent rather than a pothos in terms of water needs.
When I was a kid, I started out with an indoor herb garden, as many kids do. I kept killing my rosemary plants, and my mom would indulgently pick me up another when she went to the market.
The issue wasn’t neglect. It was that I wasn’t neglectful enough. We typically don’t need to pamper our indoor herbs as we do our tropical houseplants. So resist the temptation to treat your rosemary as some fussy alocasia.
In other words, feel free to neglect the heck out of it.
If you decide to string lights on it, don’t use incandescent bulbs. They’ll heat up and burn the leaves. Use LEDs, which both provide light to the plant and stay relatively cool.
Shaping can take months or even years, so the sooner you start the better.
When you shape your plant, you don’t need to prune each branch individually. Use a pair of scissors and trim to create a somewhat smooth shape.
Photo by Kristine Lofgren.
The trick to shaping your plant is to not do too much all at once. Your shrub will probably survive if you give it a dramatic haircut, but that’s not the way to achieve the pyramid shape you’re looking for without harming your plant.
First things first, go in with some scissors and just create a vague triangle shape. We’re not talking about a perfect Christmas tree form at this stage.
Just thin out the top while gradually going wider until you reach the base, which you shouldn’t trim at all at this point.
Give the plant a few more weeks and then trim it again, aiming to create the tree-like shape you want.
When you snip or pinch back your plant, it results in bushier growth. So don’t worry that you’re cutting too much off your plant – you aren’t going to create a big ugly bare patch. The plant will fill in any areas that have been over-zealously pruned.
So here is what the process would look like. When you first get your plant home, remove any long outer branches that grow away from the main stem.
Then, choose a central stem to provide the height and secure it in place with a chopstick or bamboo stick to hold it straight and tall.
Photo by Kristine Lofgren.
Look for nearby branches and stems that can act as the secondary support for the main stem. Trim these slightly to create a conical shape that’s narrow at the top and wider at the base.
Give the plant a few weeks to grow out, and then shape it some more. Keep pruning and shaping it regularly because the more you do the bushier and more dense the growth will be.
Don’t be afraid to remove any branches that just aren’t cooperating. New growth will fill in the area.
Once you have the right shape, add your lights and ornaments if you want.
If you can’t get it shaped in time, you can always tie it up with twine to fake the right shape.
Pests and Disease
Rosemary isn’t particularly delicate, but spider mites seem to find this herb more attractive when it is growing indoors. Spider mites prefer plants in dry, sunny areas, so you can see why they’d be drawn to it.
If you see fine webbing or yellow stippling on the leaves, your plant probably has spider mites.
Other than that, the biggest thing to watch for is root rot. I’m telling you, don’t overwater your plants. Rosemary doesn’t need that much and it certainly needs less than most other houseplants.
Happy Herbal Holidays!
Rosemary is the perfect miniature Christmas tree because it has a similar look to a pine or spruce with its needle-like foliage. It also has a fragrance that definitely strikes an evergreen note.
How will you be decorating your herbal holiday addition? My go-to is a string of popcorn and some fairy lights. What about you? Let us know in the comments section below!
Flying an American flag is an honorable tradition across the United States. When it comes time to purchase a new flag, you’ll have to choose between different materials. Nylon is a popular choice, and for good reason. Read on to learn five reasons why you should buy a nylon American Flag to hang from your flagpole.
Nylon Flags Do Not Require Heavy Maintenance
One of the main advantages of nylon flags is that they don’t require the same level of upkeep as flags made from other materials. You can easily clean a nylon flag with mild soap and water. Low maintenance is ideal for busy homeowners who want to display their patriotism without the hassle of flag care.
Their Light Weight Allows Them To Fly Easily
Another reason why you should buy a nylon American flag for your home is because it’s lightweight. The thin material allows the flag to catch breezes and move with a fluid motion that adds an appealing visual to your display. Your American flag will fly even in a gentle breeze, making it visible on any day.
They Can Hold Up Against the Weather
When you buy a flag made of nylon, you’re picking a durable material that can withstand extreme outdoor conditions, such as rain and wind. Going with nylon is a great way to protect your American flag from snow. This material will allow you to worry less about the damage nature can do.
They Look Great
When you display an American flag, you want it to represent your patriotism respectfully. A nylon flag won’t fade under constant sunshine; instead, it looks stunning every time you hoist it! By choosing a nylon flag, you can show your nationalism in the best way.
They Are Resistant to Mold
Since nylon dries quickly and is water-resistant, it protects your flag from one of the greatest dangers: mold. The growth of mold can cause significant damage to any fabric if left unchecked. Fortunately, manufacturers of nylon American flags make their products mold-resistant, ensuring they remain in good condition for years.
A nylon American flag is a wise investment for anyone looking for a durable, low-maintenance, and visually appealing flag to fly. Now that you know these benefits, you can make the right choice with your purchase.
As rain events have become more intense and more frequent, you may have noticed stormwater from the street flooding your property, rainwater from downspouts carving gulleys into your yard, or a wet patch that never seems to dry out. All of these issues can be addressed with plants.
Jeff Lorenz, the founder of Refugia Design in Philadelphia, is known for designing immersive, native landscapes, but he’s also developed something of a knack for creating gardens that effectively manage stormwater. Refugia’s style is naturally well-suited to the task: The native plants that they work with are good at Lorenz’s three rules of stormwater management:
Slow down stormwater, allowing the ground to absorb the initial surge.
Spread the flow of water across the surface.
Soak water back into the aquifer with the help of deep-rooted vegetation.
Above: Refugia’s garden for the Bryn Mawr Film Institute manages runoff from the roof and neighboring parking lot through a mix of diverse flowering perennials and grasses with a variety of root depths.
Plus, planting densely, as Refugia does, is a stormwater management trick in its own right. “Rain gardens seem complicated, and sometimes they are for good reason, especially in larger applications, but for most residential settings, just creating larger, more vegetated planning beds has a great impact on stormwater issues,” says Lorenz.
Below, he offers tips on how to have leverage your garden to help with stormwater management.
Photography by Kayla Fell, courtesy of Refugia Design.
Reduce your lawn and increase your beds.
Above: The site at Bryn Mawr Film Institute before Refugia’s landscape redesign. The first order of business was to reduce the “green concrete” of lawn and replace it with resilient plants with a variety of root structures.
“Reducing your lawn has a massive impact on stormwater,” says Lorenz. “We call it green concrete because it has very little absorption quality.” Consider expanding garden beds. Fall is a great time to plan for this, as you can pile up leaves on the part of the lawn you plan to turn into new beds come spring (see Why (and How to) Leave the Leaves). Two places Lorenze says you should definitely consider expanding your beds are where downspouts flow out, and anywhere your border beds are close to a low, wet point in the lawn. “Bring your garden bed out to incorporate that low point.”
Rethink how your care for your lawn.
Above: Refugia dramatically reduced the amount of lawn in this front yard, replacing it with plants that will help to soak rainwater back into the ground while simultaneously increasing biodiversity in the landscape.
For the lawn you do keep, consider tweaking your care routine. Let the grass grow higher and mow less often. “If you have a thicker, taller vegetation above ground, that’s going to help slow stormwater down,” says Lorenz. When it’s time to reseed, consider reseeding with fine fescues (and gradually transitioning the whole lawn), or if you’re open to a bigger change, replacing the turf with a full fescue or sedge lawn. Lorenze notes that in trials at the Mt. Cuba Center wood’s sedge (Carex woodii) was the best performing sedge lawn alternative for the Mid-Atlantic that can tolerate moderate traffic. (For more on this grass-like perennial, see Trend Alert: A Carex for Every Garden.)
Irrigate less.
Your irrigation might also need some rejiggering. “We discover a lot of properties that are always at a point of saturation because they’ve got these robust sprinkler systems that are keeping the ground wet,” says Lorenz. The ground loses its ability to absorb water in an actual storm, if it’s already saturated, but if it has the chance to dry out a bit and it has more absorbing capability. Dialing back your watering schedule will also have a positive impact by reducing the water your yard consumes. The ultimate goal is not to irrigate at all, says Lorenz, “We aim to make irrigation systems redundant, by using plants resilient in your area, that don’t require long-term coddling.”
My name is Tingshu Hu. I live in Dunstable, Massachusetts (Zone 5b), but I love plants for warmer regions, such as canna (Canna hybrids, Zones 8–11 or as tender bulbs), crape myrtle (Lagerstroemia, Zones 7–10), Cordyline ‘Red Sister’ (Zones 9–11), and lotus (Nelumbo nucifera, Zones 4–10). I started my cannas indoors and planted them outdoors after the last frost. They started to bloom in July 4 and ended by the first frost. This year the first frost came on Oct. 31, about a month later than normal, so the cannas’ flower stems grew very tall. Most of the pictures were taken on Oct. 27 and 28.
Here is a grouping of Canna ‘Striata’, Rosa ‘America’, and Cordyline ‘Red Sister.’ Rosa ‘America’ is new this year. We planted one last year, but it was killed by voles (all the roots were eaten). This year we made an underground cage to protect the new rose.
Redbud (Cerciscanadensis, Zones 5–9), maiden grass (Miscanthus sinensis, Zones 5–9), ‘Gold Mound’ spirea (Spirea japonica ‘Gold Mound’, Zone 4–8)
Several varieties of Chinese Chrysanthemum, northern sea oats (Chasmanthium latifolium, Zones 3–8)
Cyperuspapyrus (Zones 9–10) on the left, with canna, redbud, and maiden grass behind.
Looking out at the garden
Crape myrtle (the red-leaved shrub in pot), dried lotus leaves, and floss flower (Ageratumhoustonianum, Zones 10–11 or as an annual) and other ground covers
Knock Out rose, maiden grass, hazelnut’s red leaves (Corylus, Zones 4–8), Chrysanthemum
Potted crape myrtle in brilliant red
Anemone ‘Andrea Atkinson’ (Zones 4–8)
Fish in the garden pond
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The first Christmas cactus I ever encountered was at my great-grandma’s house. Bedstemor, as we called her, was a respected African violet breeder and grower.
She even appeared in the newspaper where I grew up in a feature about her growing efforts. For a young kid, that seemed like the highest honor a gardener could achieve!
I admired her beautiful violets and respected her extensive knowledge about her chosen species, but I was always curious about the one strange plant in the corner of her manicured living room.
It wasn’t like the others, sporting unusual leaves, drooping foliage, and flowers that appeared in the humdrum of winter.
I never asked about it (bedstemor was intimidating), and she never told me about it, but I eventually figured out that it was what is commonly known as a holiday cactus. I was smitten from the moment I saw it blooming when almost everything else was dormant.
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I’m a spring lover, and winter gets me down sometimes because I can’t garden and grow as much as I want to. But here was a plant that came alive in the darkest time of year.
It gave me a boost then and now, and I have one in my home all the time for the cheerful inspiration it gives me just as I’m considering a move to the tropics.
I can totally understand how these plants are so popular in the Northern Hemisphere, far from their original home in Brazil.
So enough about me. I’m sure you have your own love story with these plants and are just wondering what makes one different from the other.
All of the plants commonly known as holiday cacti are epiphytes or in rare cases lithophytes, which means they grow on other trees or shrubs, and sometimes rocks.
They aren’t parasites, though, drawing energy from a host. They just use the host as a support, deriving nutrients from the debris and rain that comes down through the rainforest canopy.
All types of holiday cacti species are from the Brazilian rainforests in high elevations, and they share many similar physical characteristics.
If you aren’t familiar with the subtle nuances, they all look extremely similar, so you can see why they are grouped together under the term “holiday cactus.”
But included in this moniker there are many different species, hybrids, and cultivars, all with their own unique shapes, bloom time, and colors. It just takes some time to cut through the confusion out there about them.
We’re going to make it all clear as we talk about the different holiday cactus varieties.
Here’s what I’ll cover:
Before we talk about the different types, we need to clarify our terms so we’re on the same page.
The leaf-like structures on the plants that hold the flowers aren’t actually leaves at all.
If the plant forms leaves, these are typically inconspicuous and brown or green in color. The flattened, leaf-like parts are actually segmented stems known as cladodes or phylloclades.
Looking closely at the cladodes will help you determine broadly which type you’re dealing with.
Along the margins of the cladodes are little horns, spikes, or teeth, which is a type of growth known as “dentate.”
The flowers emerge at the end of the cladodes from growths known as areoles, and it is this growth that defines these as true cacti rather than succulents.
This is a confusing group of plants if you ask retailers and botanists.
Those commonly referred to as Thanksgiving cactus are sometimes sold as Christmas, and vice versa; and often the hybrids are sold under the “Christmas” or “Thanksgiving” moniker as well.
Easter types might be sold as “holiday” and any hybrid using an Easter species might be classified as a Thanksgiving or Christmas.
Basically, it’s hard to identify them based on the common names.
Broadly, you can assume that the plants are categorized by when they bloom, but that’s not always the case – “Christmas” tends to be a catch-all term.
S. kautskyi, for example, blooms in late summer but is commonly called Christmas cactus.
Then, there is the sorting of the genera. All of the holiday cacti plants used to be classified as species in the Schlumbergera genus, but many have since been shuffled around into the Hatiora or Rhipsalidopsis genera.
Unless you check out the botanical name, you might have a hard time telling which one you’re buying when you’re out shopping, and the botanical name isn’t always listed.
Most of the plants that you find in stores are hybrids, usually between S. russelliana and S. truncata, known as S. x buckleyi.
So, now that we’ve really muddied the waters, let’s filter through the info.
1. Christmas
S. x buckleyi is what experts consider the true Christmas cactus. It’s a hybrid cross of S. russelliana and S. truncata, and all of the plants are sterile, so you can’t propagate them from seed.
Remember the plant bedstemor grew that sparked my interest? It’s highly likely that it was one of these.
It was originally cultivated in 1852 by breeder William Buckley at the Rollisson Nurseries in England. Since then, cuttings have been used to propagate the majority of new plants, and it has become the one that you will typically find in stores.
The cladodes are long and smooth with gently scalloped edges, and the plant blooms in late November through February, which is why we call it the Christmas cactus. The flowers are usually red or magenta, but some are expanding beyond these hues.
S. kautskyi was discovered in 1991 in the southernmost tropics of Brazil, so it is only now catching on in the commercial market.
It has cladodes with short teeth that end in a blunt edge rather than a pointed tip. The segments vary dramatically in length, lacking the uniformity of some species.
The flowers are purple to fuchsia and appear before any other species. They begin popping up in late summer and last through November – not at Christmastime at all!
Native to the tropical mountains of southeastern Brazil, S. orssichiana isn’t commonly seen growing as a houseplant, but hybrids of it are.
This species has pink flowers held somewhat vertically and they can appear three times each year, starting in late summer, again in early winter, and finally in early spring. It has spiked phylloclades, similar to those of S. truncata.
Schlumbergera russelliana.
As one of the primary parent plants of many of the holiday cacti on the market, you’ve probably seen S. russelliana and didn’t realize it.
The flowers, which hang downwards, are bright pinkish-red and appear later than most other species in the Schlumbergera genus.
You’ll typically see them appear in February to April, though they can persist through June.
In the wild, this species only appears in a tiny part of southeastern Brazil in the mountains.
S. russelliana can be identified by the irregularly and subtly notched edges of the rounded cladodes and the large, long, pinkish-red flowers with curving petals.
Formerly known as S. bridgesii, you will often see it listed under this name.
It tends to have a pendulous growth habit and blooms longer than the hybrid (S. x. buckleyi) that is considered the true Christmas cactus.
2. Easter
Easter cactus, Rhipsalidopsis gaertneri, (syn. S. gaertneri, H. gaertneri) is an outlier. Its taxonomy is unsettled, and it has been reclassified several times in recent decades.
Sometimes called Whitsun cactus, this species indigenous to the southeastern Brazil rainforest and blooms late in the holiday season.
It doesn’t look entirely different from those in the Schlumbergera genus. In fact, to the uninitiated, it looks pretty darn similar. The spring blossoms can be red, orange, or white and are star-shaped rather than tubular.
To differentiate this one from the other types, look for the rounded cladodes. These sometimes have golden-brown bristles at the end. These bristles are the leaves of the plant.
R. rosea (syn. H. rosea and S. rosea) is a parent of many Easter hybrids and is sometimes called the dwarf or rose Easter cactus.
It’s a repeat bloomer, typically starting in the early spring and reblooming in the fall.
It’s closely related to the Easter species (R. gaertneri) and comes from the same region of Brazil.
The flowers, which appear around Easter, are rose pink and extremely fragrant. The phylloclades are gently scalloped.
3. Thanksgiving
S. truncata is typically known as Thanksgiving cactus because of the period when it blooms. You might also see it called “false” Christmas cactus, crab, or Christmas cactus.
The pink, orange, or white flowers appear right around the time when people are defrosting their turkeys, mashing up potatoes, and setting up cardboard tables for the kids to sit at.
It might bloom a second time in February if it’s really happy.
You can distinguish this one by its pointed teeth at the tips of the cladodes. The shape is often compared to a crab claw, though it doesn’t always have the two large teeth at the end that create this resemblance. It might just have one, or it might have three.
Most cultivars have flowers that are held horizontally, which is how the species plant appears.
4. Other Holiday Species
S. lutea (syn. H. epiphylloides) isn’t like the others. I mean, it’s the same in that if you saw it sitting in a room with a bunch of other holiday cacti, you probably couldn’t call it out.
Except for the gorgeous yellow flowers. While most holiday cacti have blossoms in red or purple hues, this one is sunny yellow.
Hailing from southeast Brazil, there are two subspecies: lutea and bradei.
They have elongated phylloclades with gently toothed margins and a subtle triangular shape.
S. x reginae is a hybrid between S. orssichiana, which hails from the mountains of southern Brazil, and S. truncata.
This one breaks with the typical holiday naming tradition. It’s sometimes called queen cactus and is recognized for its elongated phylloclades with distinct teeth on the margins.
The weeping blossoms, which appear in late fall, are pinky-purple and might have some white.
These aren’t widely available, but specialty retailers are starting to carry some beautiful cultivars such as ‘Dark Queen,’ with its blood-red blossoms, and fuchsia-flowered ‘Bristol Queen,’ the first one to be available commercially.
These are considered a bit fussier and more difficult to raise than some of the more commonly available specimens.
Happy Holidays!
I know it’s confusing, all the different names. But all that you need to know is that these plants are generally pretty similar and can be raised the same way. Check out our guide to growing Christmas cactus to learn more!
So unless you’re looking for something specific, just find one you like and enjoy it, and don’t worry about labels.
When did you first discover holiday cactus? Which do you prefer? Share with us in the comments section below!
Understanding the different species and hybrids is only the beginning to making the most of this festive plant.
Here’s a question for you: Is a garden complete without a vine? Some may passionately argue that it isn’t, as this type of plant adds another dimension and potential burst of color or fragrance to a garden that other plants can’t provide. I, myself, am a mild vine enthusiast. Maybe it’s because vines, in general, can be tricky to maintain and, if not done properly, become a brambly, ugly mess. A well trimmed vine, though? That, I can get behind.
Here are ten facts about vines—their nature, habits, and abilities—that might skew your attitude toward (or against) them.
Above: Rosa mulliganii, in the white garden at Sissinghurst Castle, is not a vine. Just one rose covers this structure. Photograph by Jonathan Buckley, from Ramblers: The Most Romantic Rose.
Did you know that in some parts of the world the term “vine” refers solely to grape vines and the term “climber” is used for plants that climb. To make matters even more confusing, there are plants that behave like vines but aren’t technically a vine. These are called scramblers like some shrub roses that can be trained to climb. So, what exactly defines a vine? It’s a plant whose woody stem needs support to climb and it uses tendrils or it twines up a structure. A vine can also sprawl along the ground.
2. Some won’t return year after year.
Above: Morning glory will re-seed liberally. If you want to keep it in check, deadhead the flower once it’s done blooming. Photograph by Matthew Williams for Gardenista, from Gardening 101: Morning Glory.
Some vines are evergreen (like jasmine), some are deciduous and lose their leaves (like Boston ivy), and some (like clematis) have both evergreen and deciduous types. Some vines should be treated as annuals (like sweet peas), and some vines are invasive in certain areas and are difficult to eradicate (like blue morning glory vine, Japanese honeysuckle, and English ivy). Pro tip: Before choosing any vine, check with your local extension service to make sure it isn’t invasive in your area.
My name is Darlene O’Neil. I live in a small village in Moravia, New York. I had volunteered and donated my time with the VFW Auxiliary for years. This kept me busy year-round, and I would squeeze time in for everything else. I finally decided I needed to step away and spend more time with family, friends, and my home, but first I needed to focus on me. I’d forgotten how important it was to do that. How do I heal?
Therapy? Meds? Yoga? What would do the trick? The answer finally came to me: my yard.
As each week passed, I would work in my flower beds. Most people my age would cut back on the flower beds and yard work, throw some grass seed down, and just mow. Not me. I added three more flower beds this summer. I realized midsummer how my yard was my therapy. Without realizing the mood I was in, I’d head outside. Weed pulling would be the bad days, and digging and planting would be the good days. No pharmacy can put that in a pill. There were many more days of digging and planting than weed pulling. We got new neighbors into the horseshoe this last spring and they are wonderful. We shared blossoms, plants, seeds, garden tools, gardening tips, and even mulch!
I have a neighbor who would dig up something that he would no longer want. I’d see him walking across the street with a bush, a box of perennials, even houseplants, and with a grin he’d ask, “Do you want these?” He didn’t need a verbal response. I’d grab what he was holding and run for my shovel. Sometimes he’d ask, “Where are you going to plant it? It will spread.” “I’ll find a place,” I’d reply. My house being in the bottom of the horseshoe means I have to keep my yard and home up on three sides. Six homes view my home from their front windows. I will not disappoint.
I’ve had work done on my home over the last 15 years. My front porch was probably the one that pleased me the most. My porch is styled for each season.
I won the Street View Beautification Award in 2021.
Shrubs anchor this bed with a variety of shapes, textures, and colors.
Red hardy hibiscus (Hibiscus hybrid, Zones 5–9), pink Sedum ‘Autumn Joy’ (Zones 3–9), and yellow sunflowers (Helianthus annuus, annual)
My neighbor’s son-in-law lives to build things from pallets and scrap wood. A couple years ago he built me a wishing well. I would see something he’d build for my neighbor and I started putting in requests. Besides the well, he’s built me two birdhouses, a potting bench, a wide trellis, and my favorite—a pergola!
The front porch is decorated for fall.
I had to have some huge limbs cut down over my roof and shed, so my friend thought it was a good place for a birdhouse. Voila—the Airbnb (bird and breakfast).
A closer look at the birdhouse
Other plant lovers can surely relate to the sentiment expressed on the sign.
Red hardy hibiscus with a brilliant rose
This pretty pink geranium (Pelargonium hybrid, Zones 9–11 or as annual) pairs perfectly with variegated plectranthus (Plectranthus ‘Lime Light’, Zones 10–11 or as an annual).
Enjoy my pics. I love my home and yard. Fussing with it over the summer was good, clean, and cheap therapy!
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Having a greenhouse, big or small, is a game-changer. You can use it to grow all kinds of plants that would never be able to survive in your climate, whether that’s in summer or winter.
But the greenhouse structure itself is just the beginning. Once you have yours all set up, you’re going to need the right equipment to grow your plants and keep them healthy.
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There are a few supplies that you can’t live without, like some sort of container or bed in which to grow the plants. Then there are the nice-to-haves, like seed drills.
Coming up in this guide, here are the supplies we’re going to go over:
Essential Greenhouse Supplies
Have a pencil and paper ready to make your shopping list? Great, let’s go:
1. Containers, Trays, or Beds
Once you’ve got your structure built, you need somewhere to put your plants. The options here are pretty endless.
You can use pots or trays, either set on the ground or on shelves or tables. Or you can plant directly in the ground or in raised beds. You can even use hanging baskets for some plants.
Depending on what you plan to grow, you’ll need a seed tray (or 20!) to start your seeds.
Gardener’s Supply Company makes some heavy-duty 21- by 11-inch trays that are reusable and deep enough for most seed-starting needs.
You absolutely must label your seeds. I can’t count how many times I told myself I would remember what seeds I’d sown or I stuck a piece of paper under the tray, thinking it would last until the seedlings emerged and at that point I could tell them apart.
It never worked, and I finally invested in some plant markers. I don’t know why I waited so long – it’s not like they’re expensive!
If you plant in the ground, you need to heap up the soil in rows or hills and create walking space in between.
2. Flooring
Greenhouse flooring doesn’t have to be fancy. You could simply leave the ground bare, but by doing this you run the risk of weeds popping up, pests sneaking in, and big old muddy patches forming.
If you have the time and budget, you’ll never regret putting in some flooring.
You can do something as simple as putting down a thick layer of gravel, but if you can go one step further and level out the gravel and then put matting on top of that, you’ll be in greenhouse heaven.
There are lots of different flooring options out there. You can find custom-made wood slats, rubber mats, or interlocking or roll-out vinyl.
I’ll tell you from experience that choosing mats that allow the water to run through but keep you off the wet ground while offering some anti-fatigue properties are heaven-sent when you are putting in long hours in the greenhouse.
I use – and love – the rubber mats that are made to line horse stalls. They’re incredibly heavy-duty because they’re made to withstand the stomping of a 1,000-pound animal.
They also have an anti-slip texture and holes for drainage. Many of them are made to lock with each other so they won’t separate and slip around.
If this type of flooring sounds right for your needs, you can pick up three-by-three-foot black rubber mats at Tractor Supply.
When they inevitably get dirty from spills or as you drag in mud from outside the greenhouse, you can just hose them off.
Whatever you choose, make sure it can be washed, allows water to drain, won’t become slippery when wet, and is comfortable enough that you can stand on it for hours, if necessary.
If you have mobility issues, take into consideration the ease of moving a wheelchair, cane, or scooter across the material.
Those who have balance issues, or who want to be extra safe, should level the ground underneath the greenhouse before installing any type of flooring.
It’s going to be pretty hard to grow healthy, thriving plants using just your fingers to dig around in the dirt. And let’s not even imagine a greenhouse without some basic pest and disease treatment options.
Of course, you’ll want to consider hand trowels, a shovel or two, rakes, seed drills, dibber, wand, gloves, pruners, and anything else to make your growing life easier.
But if you decide to add heating, it opens a whole new range of options, enabling you to extend your growing season dramatically.
Heating can be in the form of something as simple as plug-in heat mats, a compost pile, a portable heater, or built-in warming lights or fans.
Home Depot carries a nice middle-of-the-road option cost wise, with a 1500-watt portable forced-air infrared unit by Dr. Heater.
It has 1500 watts of power, which is enough to keep a small greenhouse toasty during the colder days.
You can also find solar options that will harness the power of the sun to provide several degrees of additional warmth.
Keep in mind that the effectiveness of your heater depends largely on how thick your greenhouse’s walls are and how airtight it is. A thin layer of plastic will be more challenging to heat than a greenhouse with wood framing and glass windows.
You might not think you need lighting when you’re working in the greenhouse during the long days of summer, but once the days get shorter, you’re going to need some illumination.
One year, I used a headlamp to help me see what I was doing and it worked fine, but some simple clamp lights worked even better when I tried them the next year. Or you can go big and install overhead fluorescent or LED lights.
Then there is the matter of grow lights. Many of us live in northern or southern latitudes where the days are short for half of the year.
Many plants you want to grow need more hours of sun than nature provides during this time, and that’s where supplemental lighting comes in.
You can’t use grow bulbs as double duty in your ceiling fixtures. Grow lights need to be situated close to the plants that you’re growing.
With a little supplemental lighting, you can grow plants that would otherwise be unavailable to you.
The three-foot-long Canopia by Palram Brighton LED lights, available at Tractor Supply are a perfect option for greenhouses because it covers a lot of area and doesn’t use much power.
Or you can just stick a few grow bulbs into clamp lights to supply a seed tray with enough light to germinate.
Depending on what plants you’re growing, there are a few other supplies you might need.
Keep a variety of cleaning cloths around for wiping leaves, cleaning up spills, and handling other messes.
A broom or rake for cleaning the floor and a brush for shelves and tables will also come in handy.
To reduce heat loss at night, invest in some blankets to cover the greenhouse during the cold nights. Not only does this keep the heat inside longer so your plants experience warmer temperatures overall, but it reduces the fluctuation between day and night.
I also use large trays to contain the mess while I repot plants. Once I’m done repotting, I pour the fallen dirt into a bucket and then toss it out in my garden.
A scoop is also handy if you find yourself filling a lot of containers with soil.
You might also want a seat to take a load off while you’re doing long hours of potting and other work. A foldable kneeler-seat stool, like this one by Ohuhu at Amazon, is super handy.
While you can use a trowel, I recently invested in a beautiful wooden seed chute, and it has made planting so much simpler. Seed chutes are little funnel-like tools that allow you to ration the seeds as you put them in or on the soil.
Some have ridges on the bottom and you can run a wood piece along the bottom to create a steady vibration that naturally portions the seeds. It basically eliminates seed waste and the need for thinning.
If you’re growing tomatoes, fruit trees, or berry bushes, keep some baskets around for harvest time. You can only fit so many fruits in your shirt, right?
I used Fiskars’ Harvest Basket this year and it made harvesting much easier. It’s lightweight and has divided sections, so I could put plums in one, pears in another, and apples in the last section.
I could also separate the hottest chilis from the milder ones that looked similar. Don’t want to make that mistake twice!
The Fiskars Harvest Basket is available at Amazon if you want to give it a try.
7. Shade
If you can’t provide enough ventilation because of the greenhouse material or design, you’ll definitely want to invest in some sort of shading to reduce the temperature of the greenhouse on sweltering hot days.
Shade cloth can be draped over the structure like a blanket to deflect and absorb the sun’s rays.
Shade cloth can be opaque or partially translucent, depending on whether you want to block light completely or just let a little in.
For example, Coolaroo makes black fabric that blocks 30 percent of the sun’s UV light. Cut it into shape and drape it over all or part of the greenhouse when needed.
Okay, now where are you going to put all those containers filled with plants? You could put them in rows on the ground, but shelving can dramatically increase your growing space.
Normally, you don’t want to place tall shelving on the sides of the greenhouse because then you’ll block morning and evening light.
At least avoid going too tall on the south-facing wall. But some waist-height shelves will go a long way toward making it easier to work on your plants, and they’ll increase the amount of growing area you have as well.
Look for shelves or benches with holes so air and water can move through them.
For example, the Monticello workbench system at Tractor Supply is designed for larger greenhouses with heavy-duty, commercial-grade construction.
The bench itself can hold up to 360 pounds, which is important because all that soil can add up to a lot of weight.
Of course, you could always opt for some basic metal shelves.
I use the Amazon Basics three-shelf system because it can hold a lot of weight at 250 pounds per shelf, is rust-resistant, and is just the right height for my needs.
If you want to try it out, you can find this product at Amazon.
9. Temperature and Humidity Monitoring
If you don’t have heating or fans installed, you might not be able to do much to adjust the temperature beyond opening or closing doors and vents, or maybe rolling some blankets over the building.
But you still need to be able to monitor the temperature in the structure. That way, you can act quickly to protect your plants if it drops below or climbs above a temperature they can tolerate.
At the same time, you probably want to know what the humidity is like. Remember, too much humidity is a quick route to disease-ville.
Monitors can be fancy or simple, depending on your needs. There are handy models like this digital one from Govee, available at Amazon, that track the temperature and humidity.
It will send that info to your phone so you can check what’s going on even when you aren’t out in the garden.
But there’s something to be said about a classic analog thermometer and hygrometer, like this one from Taylor at Amazon.
If you’re the kind of person who wears an analog watch and has a clock with a pendulum, this one is going to be perfect for you.
10. Ventilation or Fans
Ventilation is absolutely crucial, and yet it’s one of the things that many people forget.
Plants growing in greenhouses with no or inadequate ventilation are more prone to disease. Fungal diseases, in particular, thrive in humid environments.
If you have a simple structure with single-piece walls that lack windows or vents, it might be as simple as using a floor fan and propping the door open on nice days, or you can go fancier and install overhead fans and vents.
Depending on how many plants you have, there’s no need to invest in a big, elaborate watering system. It’s the method I and many backyard growers like me use.
You don’t need anything fancy.
Something like the classic Bermuda teal watering can by Bloem, available via Amazon is perfectly good, it’s lightweight, has a two-gallon capacity, and a detachable spray nozzle.
It hangs from the ceiling and includes a timer for hands-off daily watering.
Stock Your Greenhouse Supplies Toolkit
A greenhouse on its own is just a clear structure without the supplies you need to grow healthy, vibrant plants.
While you don’t need everything on this list, many of them will certainly make your gardening life easier.
Did I miss any tools that you can’t live without? Something you find invaluable for your greenhouse growing? Let us know in the comments section below!
Once I planted six new sugarcane wagon wheels with this year’s cane, I then planted a bunch of cane pieces in pots, each with multiple nodes.
And then I did some single node and double-node cuttings and put some upright in pots of dirt and others in a tub of water. I put another set of cane cuttings in one, two and three-node configurations in a bin of potting soil on their sides, just buried beneath the surface.
Between all these methods, we’ll see which ones give us the best strike rate.
Some have wondered why we bother growing sugarcane:
It’s not just about sugar, man.
Also:
Because we have been in a cheap food paradigm for a time does not mean that paradigm will continue.
Remember the weird supply line issues during the pandemic? Everything is very complex and it is breaking down fast. We should have staples – and desirables – on our homesteads just in case. We grow sugarcane and tobacco and tea and herbs and other “non-essential” items just because they could make good sense in a survival situation.
We grow potatoes, too, even though store-bought potatoes are cheap.
Don’t be fooled: getting food and supplies from a thousand miles away – or from China – is not going to be a working option forever. Be your own larder and your own bank.
A bulb lawn is one of the most beautiful ways to usher in the spring. A wave of colourful flowers erupts across your lawn, creating a welcome display for your enjoyment and the pollinators after a cold winter. Follow along to see how I designed and planted my front yard bulb garden.
Photo courtesy of flowerbulbs.com
It’s my first fall in my new house, and while I’ve been here for a couple of months now, I still feel like I’m just settling in. I’ve barely scratched the surface of the garden.
So, when flowerbulbs.com offered to send me 1500 bulbs to create a front yard pollinator garden, I leapt at the opportunity.
My front yard space is small, about 600 sq. ft., and very patchy. It currently consists of moss, buttercup, and a bit of turf. And after years of poor drainage and neglect, it’s not level. So you could say that a bulb lawn makeover is very much needed!
Be sure to read all the way to the end because I have a great bulb giveaway for two lucky readers as well!
Follow along to see how I designed and planted my front yard bulb garden.
Mixing your bulbs together creates a more natural look.
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What is a Bulb Lawn?
Bulb lawns are exactly what they sound like! You plant spring-flowering bulbs in the fall in your lawn, and come early spring, they begin to bloom across your grass. It’s a practice that began in Europe hundreds of years ago and is popular in many botanical gardens today.
Most gardeners choose naturalizing bulbs. These are bulbs that you plant once, and then they return and multiply over the years, such as snowdrops, crocus, and daffodils. Over time, it will slowly cover your lawn into a spectacular display of spring colour.
Front bulb gardens provide many ecological and aesthetic benefits. No matter the type of lawn, it’s easy to start planting bulbs to spruce up an otherwise empty space.
The bulbs will provide early-season pollen and nectar for pollinators when little else is blooming. Spring-flowering bulbs are some of the first flowers to awaken, providing lots of colour and texture after a sometimes gloomy winter.
Bulbs in lawns are incredibly low maintenance. After planting, you only need to water them once to help them establish themselves. You don’t mow in the spring, as the flowers bloom. Then, the naturalizing bulbs return on their own, slowly multiplying every following season.
Physically, I have not been doing well lately. I’ve had a flare-up of my disability that has made daily tasks incredibly challenging. So, while I was excited to get these bulbs and plant a front yard pollinator garden, I honestly didn’t know how I would get the job done.
I know many people who read Garden Therapy also struggle with physical and other restraints that keep them from being able to garden. So, it was important to me that I tackle this project and get my own garden therapy while also sharing how I made it easier on myself living through this current flare-up that has really taken me down.
So, first and foremost, I asked for help. I started by calling in some local landscaping friends to see if somebody could come and help me with the planting. And they came through!
Me with my power planter. Power planters are good for planting multiple bulbs.
Preparing for Your Bulb Garden
Before you begin planting, you’ll want to mow your lawn ahead of time so it’s easy to dig into and map out a design.
If you haven’t already grabbed your bulbs, then make sure you get them ASAP before the frost comes and the ground freezes.
For a front yard pollinator garden, make sure to include single flower blooms. Double flower blooms are beautiful, and you can certainly plant some, but pollinators need single flowers.
Here is the mixture that I ended up planting:
100 Narcissus “Tete a Tete Tops”
200 Anemone “Blanda”
50 Chionodoxa luciliae “Alba”
100 Dwarf iris “Alida”
100 Dwarf iris “J.S.Dyt”
100 Dwarf iris “Louise”
100 Snowdrops “Floreo Plena”
400 Muscari
200 Crocus Large Mix
200 Tulips
Make Your Design
My front yard is a small south-facing space. In front, there are two large trees on the city property, plus a 3-foot tall fence surrounding the yard.
With my friends, we chatted through some design ideas. I originally wanted to do a muscari river through the centre of the lawn and then plant a mixture of low-growing bulbs to naturalize on either side of the river.
But there were two big challenges with this plan. First, I thought it would look slightly contrived in the front yard. Two gates come into the yard; one gate has a pathway that goes into the backyard, while the other has a pathway to the front door. With a muscari river between those two paths, it wouldn’t have the natural flow I was looking for.
The second challenge was that lots of digging would be involved to get 1500 bulbs in the front yard. In my previous stinzen planting project at my rental house, we used a power planter to drill holes for all the bulbs individually.
If I did that for this project, I would have 1500 holes in the yard, and that just didn’t seem like the right strategy for such a small space.
So here’s what we did…
Use a large container to mix up your bulbs easily.
Mixed Bulb Pockets
To achieve the naturalized look I wanted, we decided to do little pockets of mixed bulbs throughout the lawn. We mixed all the bulbs together to create a much more natural appearance.
When planning out your design, you want to ensure you can still access the garden if you need to. You also want to place them in a low-traffic area so the bulbs aren’t disturbed when blooming.
For my pocket design, you can still walk across the lawn between all the bulbs that will grow like lily pads popping up in the spring.
This design also allowed me to level the lawn. We found small natural depressions in the lawn (like the heart shape below) and lifted the soil. Once we placed the bulbs, we could put chunks of the lawn on top. This helped to lift the area so that the lawn is now semi-graded.
When planting a bulb garden, you want to try to place it in full sun. While the bulbs can grow in partial shade, they thrive with lots of spring sunlight.
This natural heart shape was a depression in the lawn. Digging it up will help level my lawn. I added more soil to this sunken area.
Tulip Border
In my bub garden design, I also included a tulip border. For this, I mixed 4 varieties of tulips in a wave along the fence. You can use spray paint or a hose to help you map out a design. We just went freehand and dug it up. We will see how it looks in the spring!
Here are the varieties of tulips I planted:
“Couleur Cardinal”
“Purple Prince”
“Continental”
“Sunny Prince”
Plant Your Bulbs
Finally, we were ready to plant! With the tulips separate, I mixed together the 1300 remaining bulbs and dug about 20 different-shaped pockets.
With so many bulbs to plant, we didn’t worry about careful placement. We dug down about 6 inches deep into the soil.
I then tossed in a couple of handfuls of bulbs, so it looked like they would fill the space quite nicely. Then, we turned them all around so that the roots were pointed down and the tips up while laughing and shouting, “Bums down!”
Then, we backfilled with the soil and placed the turf back on top. Of course, the turf was falling apart due to the heavy percentage of moss and weeds. Not enough turf roots were there to hold the structure together, so it became a mishmash of placing as many of the puzzle pieces back in as possible and topping the rest off with new soil and seed.
Yes, the lawn won’t look the prettiest after the initial bulb planting, but it does bounce back quickly. I started my project a bit later than I would want the lawn to recover well before winter, but I’m still confident it will look fabulous in the spring!
Make sure your bulbs are planted pointy end facing up and roots down.
A Note on Depth
As you can see, I didn’t fuss too much about the planting depth for all the different bulbs. But typically, you want to plant the bulbs 3X as deep as they are tall.
For instance, daffodil bulbs are 2 inches tall, so you’d plant them 6 inches deep. Meanwhile, you can have really small bulbs that only get planted 2 inches deep.
If you don’t have as many bulbs as me, you can be a little more careful about your planting depths. You can also group the bulbs based on their size when mixing them. This way, you can dig deeper depending on what mix you’re currently planting.
The tulip bulbs were planted in the back border as a colourful spring display.
Repairing the Lawn
After planting, my lawn looked a little patchy, but truly, if you hadn’t seen us plant all those bulbs, you would never have known. I watered my lawn to help settle everything and help establish the bulbs.
Since my lawn needed some TLC in the first place, the next step will be to top the entire lawn with more topsoil and then reseed it. I’ll be seeding my lawn with a mixture of microclover and turf grasses that do well in the shade—even though my lawn is south-facing, it does get a lot of shade because of the structures around it.
Ozzie oversaw all of our design plans and planting 😉
My Methodology
While planting my bulb garden, a friend visited for the weekend. While she doesn’t identify as a gardener, she did agree to help me. Her previous experience with bulbs was buying a package from the garden centre, bringing it home, and letting a couple of years pass. She still has that package, although I broke the news that they were now compost (but most likely dust). She had the best intentions but became overwhelmed by the spacing and location and wasn’t sure how to do it.
When we started planting, she was quite surprised that we dug holes and tossed in our bulbs willy-nilly before adjusting their direction. We didn’t add any bonemeal; instead, we just topped them with soil. I explained that this freestyle planting comes with some experience.
Ok, so I just wrote that I didn’t add any bonemeal. Let me explain. Generally, home gardens have enough phosphorous in our soil, so adding bonemeal isn’t necessary.
Bulb fertilizers are often labelled as ‘bloom boosters’ because the high phosphorous levels encourage plant flowering. If you notice that your container plants aren’t flowering as much as they should be, adding additional phosphorous could be the key to more blooms.
That being said, the ground soil in a home garden probably has adequate amounts of phosphorous. Adding more than the plants need can run off into water systems, creating environmental issues.
Even more concerning is that phosphorous is a finite resource, and humans are consuming it for agricultural purposes at alarming rates. While farmed land may need phosphorous to be replenished, in the home garden, it is only needed when a soil test shows a deficiency or when fertilizing plants in potting soil.
My tulip border along the front fence.
Growing a Natural Lawn
I was very surprised when I lifted the grass to see how healthy the soil was below. It was a beautiful surprise full of microorganisms and some organic matter. It was light and fluffy, dark black, and well-hydrated. What a treat!
Immediately, I was encouraged that this would make a beautiful garden because the soil was so healthy.
Since I garden from a permaculture standpoint, I try to make all my projects regenerative. Topping the soil would encourage plants to grow besides turf and bulbs. Those wild plants are great for the soil, improving the nutrient mixture to help the bulbs flower.
Over the years, I’ll keep adding some nice compost and continue to support the soil health with the addition of microclovers and turf grasses. This will allow a mixture of wild plants, like buttercup, to grow and flower, providing even more pollinator food.
Then, the bulbs in the lawn will become more like a meadow space and naturalize in a way that looks effortless, all while helping out local wildlife.
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To enter the contest, leave a comment down below letting me know which bulbs are your favourite to grow. This contest is open until November 23, 2023, when I will use a random number generator to select the winners. This contest is only open to US residents.
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FAQ About Bulb Gardens
When should I plant my bulb lawn?
You want to plant your bulb garden before the first frost and the ground freezes. Here are some recommendations for zones from flowerbulbs.com. Zone 4-5 — September to October Zone 6-7 — October to early November Zone 8-9 — November to early December Zone 10+ — late December to early January
How do I mow a bulb lawn?
In the spring, do not mow. Wait as long as you can until your foliage turns yellow. Then, you can mow normally. You want to avoid mowing until the plant dies, as it needs to gather energy to store in the bulb so it returns the following year. After blooming, your bulb lawn will look like a regular lawn.
How do I stop squirrels from digging up my bulbs?
Squirrels love dirt and loose soil. So, after planting bulbs in lawn, you’ll notice that squirrels might come flocking to your garden. You can peg chicken wire down over your lawn for the first few weeks until the grass appears normal again. You can also sprinkle grass seed over the top to help encourage the grass to fill back in quickly.
Planting at the right depth also means the squirrels might not dig that deep. I have a hard time picturing squirrels digging down 6 inches!
Watch this video to see how I handled the squirrels in my bulb garden last year.