BILLINGSGATE POST: It is common knowledge that the Joe Biden-Hunter Biden crime family has been receiving undisclosed money from China. Not so well known is the crime family’s ownership of a number of McMuttley Dogburger franchises in Pyongyang, North Korea.
It’s also been well-documented that Joe Biden was tripped and felled by one of his adopted German Shepherds that he brought with him to the White House. Not so well-documented is that he shared his daily rations with his dogs.
Questions about whatever happened to Champ and Major after they were exiled from the White House have gone unanswered by White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. Reports of Hunter and the two dogs arriving in Pyongyang on Air Force One were widely discussed in social media, but not covered by mainstream press outlets. Since then, the stories have been removed from social media by government agencies. The mystery of the disappearance of Champ and Major lingers. Some wonder if they were on the return flight home.
Dr. Slim: “I understand that Kim Jung-un, the Supreme Leader of North Korea, would give the Biden crime family a number of McMuttley Dogburger franchises in Pyongyang if Hunter would leave Champ and Major with him.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. I understand that their Big Mutt Burger with double mutt patties layered with kimchee and soy sauce is delicious.”