As a loyal customer, you are probably wondering what awesome benefits you’ll receive for your unwavering dedication to a particular company or brand. Well, hold onto your hats, because we have some exciting news for you – the main benefit of being a loyal customer is… absolutely nothing! Zero! Nada!

You've been with us for many years. On the behalf of our company: thank you! Can I get the same discounts you give new customers? Eat sh*t!