With your weekly dose of snark, and just one execrable pun, here follows Error’d:
A reader who asked to remain
Very Anonymous sent us this
suicide note for his reputation.
“Somehow, lyrics.com could get the right photo (from
Wikipedia, it seems) of the country singer Stonewall
Jackson, but ended up with the Confederate general’s bio.
PS: Please don’t ask or judge me as to why I was looking for the lyrics to
Jesus Took The Outlaw Out Of Me.” I’m sure we really don’t want to know.
Philip blew up our inbox with an
unusual weather forecast, explaining
“When I checked windy.com if I could bring my kite, I
was a little bit surprised about the animations. And
then also about the wind speed. Still not sure if it’s
safe to bring a kite.”
Ambitious
Sim is thinking hard about relocation.
“Job market’s pretty hot in {:countryName} right now,” he muses.
Sim, the job market in {:countryName} is always hot!
Penultimate
Kate quietly kvetched.
Finally, an anonymous monoglot muttered
“Not to be a gnashgab but what sort of fustilarian
saddle-goose programmer thought that new patients for
this medical portal might be speaking ye olde English at home?”
I don’t know, but my doctor always asks about my
last vowel movement.

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