NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Metro News Service has just released a groundbreaking list of the world’s top 10 most vulgar named cities.
According to MNS investigative reporter Joaquin Cerveza, the list was compiled by scouring through obscure maps and historical texts, as well as some questionable websites with names that cannot be repeated here.
TOP 10 CITIES WITH ABSURD NAMES
1. Cunt Creek, Greenland
2. G-Spot, Wales
3. Vaginaville, Thailand
4. Mount Bitch, Bangladesh
5. Crotch Cuddle, Canada
6. Hide O’ Salami, Ireland
7. Old Labia Minora, Mongolia
8. Gonad Gulch, Oklahoma
9. Pussy Pass, Pisagovia
10. Menage-a-Trois, France
HONORABLE MENTION: Intercourse, Pennsylvania, USA and Titty Ho, Northamptonshire, UK.