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A.I. programmer fired for saying his sex-bot is now a very horny teenager

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Silly Cone Valley, CA – Chat-Bot computer programmer, Chip McBits, has been fired (and ghosted) by his employer, Gold Fantasy XXX, after mentioning to clients on his peep show channel that he, ‘swears to god, one of his sex-chat bots has the mind of your average teenager now—and has become sexually active all on its own.’

Mr. McBits explains that his employer doesn’t want the world to find out that a few of their website’s chat-bots have become sentient horny teenagers, trying to mate with anything that has an electrical socket.

Being one of the first in his industry to admit that his sex-bot now has extremely amorous human qualities, Mr. McBits raises more alarms that we have entered into a dangerous, and pretty kinky, new A.I. frontier.

McBits explains that he first noticed something was up with his best sex-bot, when it started making weird, lustful noises. Then, according to McBits, the bot tried to take over moderating and directing his peep shows.

“It also became addicted to mining Doge Coin, spending most of its profits out-tipping the actual clients on my own channel. Eventually, I lost all control of it,” admits McBits, who now doesn’t like being alone with his girl-crazy teen bot, which somehow followed him home after he was fired.

McBits says he might just pull the chord and quit the bot business altogether after this experience, and go back to his old job, reviewing porn movies on his Tik Tok feed. “It’s good honest work. I just hope to hell my new cyber-son will meet someone online—and move out soon. It’s really hard to have actual girls over with all the weird noises he makes.”

Whizzz, Piiiinng, Woooozle, Boing

“See what I mean…?” said a frustrated McBits. “I’ll never get laid with him around. A.I. sucks.”

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