George Santos Is on Cameo, Charging $200 a Pop for Birthday, Holiday, and “Gossip” Videos

Are you stumped about what to give your loved ones this holiday season? Gift shopping for the guy or gal who has everything? Looking for some dirt on your representative in Congress? George Santos has got you covered!

The former congressman, who was unceremoniously booted from the House on Friday, is filling his early day of unemployment hawking videos on Cameo for $200 a pop. Describing himself as a “Former congressional ‘Icon’,” Santos lists “holiday,” “birthday,” “gossip,” “pep talk,” “roast,” “advice,” or “other” on the menu of options customers can choose from. In one video, he tells someone named “Megan,” who is getting “some tough heat in the press,” to keep her head high and not let the haters get her down, noting that he speaks from experience. (“They can boot me out of Congress, but they can’t take away my good humor or my larger-than-life personality, nor my good faith, and the absolute pride I have for everything I’ve done,” Santos says.) In another, he opens a video to a woman named “Katie,” who seemingly complimented his line-free face, by saying, “Hi Katie, thank you for the love, thank you for the kindness—you know, Botox keeps you young, fillers keep you plump.”

It’s unclear if the “gossip” Santos is offering would involve stories about his former colleagues, but there’s definitely a nonzero chance it does.

Because Santos served less than five years in Congress before he was expelled, he is not eligible to receive a pension. So these videos are obviously necessary to help pay the bills until he figures out his next act (which we assume he will soon announce involves curing cancer). In addition, shortly before lawmakers gave him the heave-ho, Santos told reporters that he will write a book and “maybe in the future” consider going on “Dancing with the Stars.”

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