75 spring puns and spring jokes for kids that are blooming funny – Growing Family

Welcome to a big roundup of family-friendly spring puns and spring jokes, all designed to put a smile on your face.

If you’re looking for fun ways to celebrate spring, or just want to keep the kids happy, this is a great list to explore.

We’ve got spring jokes for kids, spring puns, spring dad jokes, and jokes for spring silliness.  And if you’re sharing spring posts on social media, there are some great spring captions for instagram and TikTok too (our copy and paste lists of nature hashtags will also come in handy).

Silly spring jokes for kids

Ready to dive into some jokes for spring?  These spring jokes for kids will raise a laugh.

What season is best for trampolining?  Spring!

How excited was the gardener about spring?  So excited, he wet his plants. (our lists of garden puns and plant puns have more green-fingered humour to enjoy)

What’s the best day of the year to monkey around with your friends? Ape-ril Fool’s Day.

What do you call a bear caught in a spring shower?  A drizzly bear.

How do you make a pogo stick out of plants? You use spring onions.

What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks in April?  This is foul spring weather.

What goes up when the rain comes down in spring? An umbrella.

More jokes for spring season

How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer?  There’s a spring in people’s step.

What herb is the freshest in April? Spring-thyme.

What did summer say to spring?  Help – I’m going to fall!

Why are oak trees so forgiving?  Every Spring they turn over a new leaf.

What do you call an emergency in spring? May Day.

What dog particularly enjoys the sight of daffodils? A spring-er spaniel.

Silly jokes about spring

To be honest, all of these spring jokes are silly, but these few top the list!

What did the tree say during springtime?  “Well, this is a re-leaf!” (there are more tree-themed jokes in our list of tree puns)

How do you plant a kiss in spring?  With two lips.

When is it impossible to plant spring flowers? When you haven’t botany.

How do you announce to someone that winter is coming to an end? You spring it on them.

Why is spring a great season to get into good habits? It’s the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.

What did the first thunderstorm of the year say? Hail to the spring!

Spring dad jokes

Expect some groans when you tell the kids these spring dad jokes.

What do you get when you push Easter eggs down a hill?  Spring rolls.

Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?  Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.

What is spring’s favourite kind of pickles? Daffo-dills.

What is a spring chick after it is five months old? Six months old.

How does spring move around? Spring rolls.

I hate spring cleaning. The things bounce all over the place.

Funny spring jokes about months

There are lots of great jokes about spring months – here are our favourites.

Which month of the year is the shortest?  May – it only has three letters.

What can you find in the middle of April and March, but not at the beginning or end of either?  The letter R!

Why is April so clean?  Because it always showers.

When do monkeys fall from the sky?  During Ape-ril showers.

Does February like March? No, but April may.

Which month can’t make a decision? May-be.

Why are people always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.

What month always asks questions and permission?  May!

Spring knock-knock jokes

Kids love knock knock jokes, so here are a few on a spring theme.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beezer. Beezer who? Beezer buzzing, it must be spring!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter bring an umbrella, it’s a spring shower!

Knock knock. Who’s there?  March.  March who?  Bless you!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Swarm. Swarm who? ‘Swarm outside!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Spring lamb. Spring lamb who? No, lambs don’t moo, they baa!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? June. June who? June know any good knock knock jokes?

Spring flower jokes

If you love these funny jokes about spring flowers make sure you check out our list of flower jokes.

How can you tell spring flowers are friendly?  They always have new buds.

Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike on the first day of spring? It didn’t have petals yet.

How do new spring flowers greet each other?  “Hey, bud!”

What gift does April bring May? Flowers.

What did the florist say when it was springtime? Business is blooming!

Should I plant flowers in April?  May as well!

Spring puns and spring captions for instagram

Perk up your social posts with these cute spring instagram captions.

I lilac springtime

Sunshine is the best medicine

I haven’t botany spring flowers

Not a daisy goes by where I don’t think of spring

Never stop be-leafing

Spring is everything I wanted it to bee (we’ve got lots more bee puns to get you buzzing)

Having the spring-time of my life

Live life in full bloom

Springing into action

I be-leaf in you

Daffodils spring to mind

It’s spring, I’m so re-leafed

More silly spring puns

Ready for some ridiculous spring puns?  This selection are all brilliant for a spring-themed play on words.

Spring it on

That’s a-May-zing

I’m not dande-lyin’

Turn over a new leaf

The best spring I ever had

Put the petal to the metal

A bud omen

I don’t want to miss a spring

More puns for spring giggles

Just pollen your leg

Spring the changes

Too much of a good spring

Blooming marvellous

Having a spring-along

Throw your hat into the spring

Here comes the sunflowers

What a re-leaf

You’re my favourite off-spring

Last, bud not least

Having an egg-cellent spring

A spring of beauty is a joy forever

Have you enjoyed these spring puns and spring jokes for kids?

Hopefully these spring puns and funny spring jokes have made you laugh and given you lots of amusing ways to celebrate the wonderful season of spring.  For more seasonal funnies head over to our lists of fall puns, halloween jokes for kids, and christmas jokes for kids.

You can also have fun with our cat puns, bird puns, gnome puns, vegetable puns, potato puns, fruit puns and pumpkin jokes.

You might like to take a look at *A Year of Nature Craft and Play too; it’s packed with a whole year’s worth of nature fun for kids and families.

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