Over the years, a lot of amazing things have happened on December 25. The birth of Jesus Christ, however, was not one of them. J.C.’s arrival—the precise timing of which remains unknown—wasn’t pegged to 12/25 until 336 CE. While it’s certainly come to dominate its calendar square, Christmas isn’t the only reason to remember the date. What follows are 25 other incidents and milestones that make December 25 a day worth commemorating with silly songs and colored lights.
Originally taking effect in 45 BCE and traditionally considered reintroduced to England in 597, it took a little over 200 years for England to fully commit to Julius Caesar’s preferred means of measuring time (and they were nearly another 200 years behind the rest of Europe in switching over to the Gregorian calendar in the 1750s). At least Caesar’s hairstyle, on the other hand, never goes out of style.
In his role, the man also known as Charles the Great and “the father of Europe” helped to foster the Carolingian Renaissance—a glorious explosion of culture and intellect nobody has ever heard of.
He invaded England and became the country’s first Norman king. Fun fact: His corpse later exploded at his funeral.
Ol’ Chris turned lemons to lemonade, using timber from the ship to build a fort near the modern Haitian town of Limonade.
Some 270 years later, Americans still don’t know what the hell those numbers mean.
German farmer and amateur astronomer Johann Georg Palitzsch spotted the fireball, confirming Edmond Halley’s theory of 76-year cycles. Before that, everyone had figured it was driven by willy-nilly by demons or elves or something.
His initial plan included three river crossings, but just one was successful.
He removed a 22.5-pound ovarian tumor, but the hardest part was probably getting insurance approval.
This would’ve been a good day to get on the waitlist for Hamilton tickets.
And then, a few days later, he celebrated his 60th birthday by throwing a party for 300 of his grandchildren’s closest friends.
Mary Stillwell was just 16 when she wed the inventor, who apparently neglected his family in favor of his work.
The magnum opus of the “March King” was declared the official march of the United States in 1987.
America’s first bobsled track built to international standards is on the National Register of Historic Places. Sadly, the gift shop doesn’t sell “I’m a Luger, Baby” T-shirts.
The show was Engelbert Humperdinck’s Hänsel und Gretel, and a critic/color commentator talked through most of it.
He was promptly swaddled in Hawaiian shirts, baptized in tequila, and well on his way to becoming “Mayor of Margaritaville.”
If Pete Best ever gets a time machine, he’s making sure Richard Starkey gets a tuba instead.
The trial portion of the film takes up twice as much time as in the book because star Gregory Peck demanded more screen time.
The pair never wed, but Asher can say she inspired such Beatles classics as “And I Love Her” and “Here, There and Everywhere.” Plus, she avoided being in Wings.
Nothing terrible happened, which is why you’ve never seen a movie about it.
Thanks to his iconic “Tramp” character, the silent film star remains a hero to well-meaning bumblers with funny mustaches.
Two blokes in a Freight Rover Leyland Sherpa drove Great Britain from bottom (Land’s End) to top (John o’ Groat’s, Scotland) in four days, likely singing Wham! all the way.
This was a full 10 degrees colder than a brass toilet seat in the Yukon.
Six years later, he starred in a Pizza Hut commercial.
Seinfeld taught us we’re all terrible people living meaningless lives. We miss it still.
The New Mexico University placekicker attempted an extra point against UCLA in the Las Vegas Bowl, but it was blocked. There’s probably a metaphor in there somewhere.
A version of this story ran in 2018; it has been updated for 2023.
Kenneth Partridge
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