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200 best fish puns and fish jokes for fin-tastic fun – Growing Family

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Dive into a sea of laughter as we cast our net far and wide to bring you a boatload of fin-tastic fish puns!

Whether you’re a seasoned sea-life enthusiast, or just a casual observer of aquatic humour, our collection of fish jokes is sure to make your day a little brighter.

The best fish jokes and funny fish puns

We’ve netted a bumper haul of fish jokes and the very best fish puns to make you smile. There’s also a shoal of fish captions to make your social media posts stand out.

Are you ready to have a whale of a time with the best fish jokes in the sea?

Funny fish jokes for kids

Let’s get started and make some waves of laughter with some funny fish jokes.

1. What’s the most expensive fish in the world? A goldfish.

2. How do fish communicate? They drop each other a line.

3. Where do baby fish go every morning? Plaice school.

4. What kind of fish is the most famous? The starfish.

5. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

6. Why was the fish always so well-behaved? Because it had good schooling.

7. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.

8. How do fish get online? They use the fishnet.

9. What do you call a fish who loves to tell jokes? A clownfish.

10. Where do fish sleep? In a riverbed.

11. How do you tuna fish? Adjust its scales.

12. Which country can every fish trace its roots back to? Finland.

13. How do shellfish take photos? With a clam-era.

14. What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? “This tastes a little funny.”

15. What’s the final frontier for fish astronauts? Trout-er space.

16. Who is the most well-known fish spy? James Pond.

17. What do fish use to make telephone calls? A shell phone.

18. Where do fish sing? The choral reef.

19. What fish goes up the river at 100mph? A motor pike.

20. What do you call a fish who practices medicine? A brain sturgeon.

21. What’s the worlds laziest fish? The kipper.

Silly fish jokes

These silly fish jokes are off the hook!

22. What’s a fish’s favourite instrument? The bass guitar or the bass drum.

23. What’s a fish’s favourite TV show? Whale of Fortune.

24. What’s a fish’s favourite type of music? Sole.

25. What’s a fish’s favourite part of a meal? The fin-ish.

26. What did the dentist say to the anxious shark? Jaws relax.

27. What do you call a fish that can’t sing? Tuna deaf.

28. How can you tell if a blowfish has been working out? It looks very puff.

29. What do you call a fish wearing a suit? So-fish-ticated.

30. Why do some fish live at the bottom of the ocean? Because they dropped out of school.

31. What’s a whale’s favourite Bond film? Licence to Krill.

32. What’s a fish’s favourite song? I Whale Always Love You.

33. What do you call a whale that can fly? A pilot whale.

34. How do young fish get to school? On the octo-bus.

35. What do you get if you combine eight fish and a cat? An octo-puss.

36. Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales.

37. Who’s the best member of a fish band? The bass player.

38. What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? Oh dam!

39. Why did the fish swim across the reef? To get to the other tide.

40. What’s a squid’s biggest fault? It inks too much.

41. Why didn’t the prawn share her toys? She was shellfish.

More jokes about fish

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42. How do you make a fish laugh? Tell a whale of a tale.

43. Why do fish get bad grades in school? Because they’re always swimming below “sea” level.

44. How do you break bad news to a fish? You say “Sorry to burst your bubble”.

45. What’s a fish’s favourite social media app? Fishbook.

46. Where do whales go to get braces? The orca-dontist.

47. What did one fish say to the other in the dating pond? “I’m hooked on you.”

48. What do you call a fish that wears a crown? A king fish.

49. How do fish go into business? They start on a small scale.

50. Which fish has the worst haircut? The mullet.

51. What’s the difference between a fish and a piano? You can’t tuna fish.

52. What do you call a fish priest? A holy mackerel.

53. How do fish like their burgers? Whale done.

54. What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout? A monkfish.

55. What currency do dolphins use? Sand dollars.

56. What did the waiter say when the man complained that his fish tasted funny? “But you ordered the clownfish sir.”

57. What has eight arms and tells the time? A Clock-topus.

58. What do you call octopus twins? I-tentacle.

Even more fish jokes

Let’s reel in a few more punny fish gags…

59. What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms? 2 Na (tuna).

60. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.

61. How do you congratulate a fish? You say “Whale done”.

62. What does a fish wear to keep warm? A shoal.

63. Why did the fish blush? Because the sea weed.

64. Where do fish go to borrow money? A loan shark or a river bank.

65. When should a fish go to the optician? When they have trouble sea-ing.

66. Why did the two fish have to be separated? They were about to have a roe.

67. How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.

68. How do fish change a light bulb? They call in an electric eel.

69. What did the fish say when he couldn’t stop complaining? “Sorry, I don’t mean to carp.”

70. What’s a whale’s favourite candy? Blubber gum.

71. What do you call a fish who loves playing piano? A piano tuna.

72. What did one fish say to the other at the party? “You’re a real catch!”

73. What did the fish say when his friends kept making annoying puns? “I’m outta this plaice!”

Funny fishing jokes

Channel your inner angler with these fishing jokes.

74. Why did the fisherman stop playing the violin? Because it was out of tuna.

75. Why are fish so smart at avoiding fishermen? Because they live in schools.

76. What do you call a pod of musical whales? An orca-stra.

77. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.

78. What does the Loch Ness Monster like to eat? Fish and ships.

79. What do fish sleep on? A water bed.

80. What type of fish only comes out at night? Starfish.

81. What’s a fish’s favourite TV channel? The Fishing Network.

Brilliant fish captions for instagram and TikTok

Take your fish snaps to a new level with these fish captions.

82. Cod we be friends?

83. I’ve been herring rumours

84. No fin left to give

85. Let me mullet over

86. On fin ice

87. No plaice like home

88. Don’t get snapper with me

89. Having so much fin

90. There’s some-fin going on

91. I’m your biggest fin

92. The finniest thing

93. Vanished into fin air

94. Very finny

95. Any-fin is possible

96. You octopi my heart

97. I’m a pacifisht

98. Sounds fishy to me

99. I need to blow minnows

100. A tench atmosphere

101. Don’t be koi

102. It came as such a shark

103. Looking a gill-ion dollars

104. Drop the bass

105. Shrimply irresistible

106. Reel me in

107. What’s the catch?

108. You gotta be squidding me

109. Don’t be shellfish

110. Sharking responsibility

111. Just krilling

112. Keep your friends close, anemones closer

113. You’ve been schooled

114. Stop clown fishing around

115. Salmon had to say it

116. Everything whale be alright

117. Oh whale

118. This must be the plaice

119. I’m outta this plaice

120. Carp diem

Fin-tastic fish puns

How about a shoal of clever fish puns to spark an ocean of laughter?

121. Around the tunaverse

122. A great oppor-tuna-ty

123. Tuna in next time

124. Abra-cod-abra

125. Scale it back

126. No trout

127. Mussel up

128. Flex your mussel

129. Pull a mussel

130. Perch-ance

131. Fin-tastic

132. Fin-tasy

133. Fin-atic

134. Fin-tabulous

135. Fin-damental

136. Fin-ale

137. Any fin goes

138. Sole survivor

139. Heart and sole

140. I feel it in my sole

141. You’ve got sole

142. Dear cod

143. Walk the plankton

144. Gill-ty

145. Clam down

146. For heaven’s hake

147. Snapper out of it

148. Reef-ill

149. Ex-squid-it

150. So tenta-cool

151. Arti-fish-ial

Silly fishing puns

152. Having a reely good day

153. In a reel-ationship

154. Such a reel-ief

155. Reel-ax

156. I can reel-ate

157. Visiting reel-atives

158. Fishing for compliments

159. Don’t trout yourself

160. You’re kraken me up

161. It’s all reel-ative

162. Reel-uctant

163. Reel-iable

164. Reel-ieved

165. Reel-apse

166. Reel-ay

167. Reel-entless

168. Reel-ive

169. Carping on

170. Feeling kipper

More good fish puns

171. Super-fish-ial

172. De-fish-iency

173. Ine-fish-ient

174. O-fish-ial

175. Super-fish-ial

176. Pro-fish-ient

177. That’s gill-iant

178. So-fish-ticated

179. Let minnow

180. Turbot-charged

181. Cod shoulder

182. A funny eeling

183. Just squidding

184. Aiding and a-bait-ing

185. De-bait-able

186. The last craw

187. Not too crabby

188. For cod’s sake

189. That’s krilling

190. Krill seeker

191. You’re krilling me

192. Krill out

193. Take a krill pill

194. Salmon up the strength

195. Stop in the name of the claw

196. Hard of herring

197. For the halibut

198. You’re fin-ished

199. I’ve haddock enough

A final brilliant fish pun

200. These silly fish puns and fish jokes are reely off the scales!

We hope these fishy jokes, underwater witticisms and list of fish puns have reeled you in and left you with a smile as wide as a whale’s. Make sure you bookmark them for your next watery adventure!