According to a Gallup poll, 94% of Americans reported celebrating Christmas in some way, both with secular and nonsecular traditions. What are you doing on Christmas day?
“Shouting at every passing boy to buy me a fine plump goose until one does.”
Samuel Portman, Pet Photographer
“Feeling persecuted by the 6% who aren’t celebrating.”
Wyatt Fernandez, Tech Philosopher
“Taking down my Halloween decorations.”
Krista Ihnat, Grammar Enforcer
