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Millions Of Americans Celebrate Christmas

Millions Of Americans Celebrate Christmas

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According to a Gallup poll, 94% of Americans reported celebrating Christmas in some way, both with secular and nonsecular traditions. What are you doing on Christmas day?

“Shouting at every passing boy to buy me a fine plump goose until one does.”

Samuel Portman, Pet Photographer

“Feeling persecuted by the 6% who aren’t celebrating.”

Wyatt Fernandez, Tech Philosopher

“Taking down my Halloween decorations.”

Krista Ihnat, Grammar Enforcer

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