Taylor Swift’s Vienna Concerts Canceled In Response To Terrorist Plot

Organizers have canceled three Taylor Swift concerts in Austria after authorities foiled a terror attack planned for the Vienna leg of her blockbuster Eras tour, the extraordinary decision coming at significant cost to Vienna’s businesses, devastating fans, and renewing focus on the vulnerability of huge concerts as targets for terror networks. What do you think?

“Hopefully, she’ll reschedule when terrorism ends.”

Mark Spradley, Systems Analyst

“Good thing Swifties are famously easygoing.”

Lucy Kubik, Gluten Remover

“That’s it. I hate terrorism.”

Will Dye, Assistant Key Grip