Titanic director James Cameron says he commissioned a scientific study that proves Leonardo DiCaprio’s character could not have survived the “floating door” scene with Kate Winslet’s Rose, a response to angry fans saying the makeshift raft could hold them both. What do you think?

“Then how is Leonardo DiCaprio still alive?”

Sonny Meldal • Assistant Mail Carrier

“I think I’ll wait until this study is peer-reviewed to form an opinion.”

Diego Johnsen • General Screener

“Now prove that the ship couldn’t have survived.”

Katherine Huang • Bubble Wrap Designer

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