Cats Kill Thousands Of Species Across The World

A paper published in Nature Communications reported that more than 2,000 species, 350 of which are of conservation concern, have been hunted by free-ranging domestic cats, with the lead researcher stating, “We don’t really know of any other mammal that eats this many different species.” What do you think?

“Don’t act like birds are innocent in all this.”

Jessica Hettena, Oil Bottler

“I blame all those violent video games.”

Lionel Park, Folklorist

“I’m glad rapid extinction isn’t completely our fault.”

Finneus Wiseman, Candy Flavorer