What was your BEST ringtone? (28 tones)

Regretfully, the golden age of the ringtone is behind us.
Now everyone is on full vibrate 24/7 but back when cell phones were were starting out, your custom ringtone was a form of self expression. (And a way to overspend on an mp3 chunk of song.) How were people supposed to react when you got a call in the grocery store? Did you want a jam? A joke? A knowing nod?

We asked our followers on Facebook, X, and Threads and here are your answers.