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Fortune Cookies That Raised More Questions Than Answers

January 5, 2026 · Humor

Fortune cookies promise wisdom, clarity, and sometimes motivation. What they usually deliver is ocnfusion, accidental comedy, or advice that feels oddly specific. Whether the message makes sense or…

X’s Community Notes Going Straight For The Damn Throat

September 23, 2025 · Humor

Sometimes the internet needs a hall monitor. And that’s exactly where X’s Community Notes comes in. Community Notes is X’s crowd-sourced fact checks that sometimes rolls up and…

You Know You Love the Hunnies & Funnies

September 20, 2025 · Humor

Welcome to The Hunnies & Funnies! This week’s post is dedicated to a Chiver named ‘Jon2mimic’, who reads the H&F every weekend over breakfast with a friend. This…