Politics
Why Commander Is No Longer His Master’s Dog
[ad_1] “Dog Bites Man,” in journalism lore, is a boring headline about a predictable event—a non-news story that should never be written, let alone…
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Dogs React To Commander Biden Biting Another Secret Service Officer
[ad_1] Following the 11th instance in which President Joe Biden’s younger dog nipped at member of the federal law enforcement agency, The Onion asked…
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Biden Asks Americans To Come Sit By Him And Keep Him Company Until The End
[ad_1] WASHINGTON—Gesturing with a frail hand while shuddering under a blanket, President Joe Biden reportedly asked the nation Monday to come and sit by…
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Biden Announces 2024 Reelection Bid
[ad_1] President Biden officially announced his bid for reelection Tuesday morning, saying in a solemn launch video that he wants to “finish the job”…
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Coy Biden Appears Nude Behind Folding Fan To Tease 2024 Run
[ad_1] WASHINGTON—Addressing members of the press corps with breathy coos and flirty air-kisses, a coy President Joe Biden reportedly appeared nude behind a folding…
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Biden Approves Controversial Oil Drilling Project In Alaska
[ad_1] The Biden administration approved a massive $8 billion drilling project in Alaska for oil company ConocoPhillips, drawing objections from environmental groups who say…
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Joe Biden Reassures Himself People Not Thinking About Him That Much
[ad_1] WASHINGTON—In an attempt to relieve some of the tremendous insecurity and anxiety he had been experiencing lately, President Joe Biden reportedly reassured himself…
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Biden Delivers State Of The Union
[ad_1] President Biden, two years into his term and facing a Republican-led House for the first time, delivered his State of the Union address…
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Second Camera Shows Surprise Guest Xi Jinping Backstage Reacting To Everything Biden Saying
[ad_1] WASHINGTON—Showing the Chinese president grow visibly enraged as he listened to his American counterpart bad-mouth him behind his back, a backstage camera revealed…
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President Biden To End Covid-19 Emergencies May 11
[ad_1] President Joe Biden informed Congress on Monday that he will end the twin national emergencies for addressing Covid-19 on May 11, as most…
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Biden Signs Legislation To Avert Crisis Of Treating Rail Workers Like Humans
[ad_1] WASHINGTON—Praising the last-minute agreement to deny the laborers any sort of civility or respect, President Joe Biden signed legislation Friday to avert a…
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Things A Republican-Held Congress Plans To Do Immediately
[ad_1] The GOP has rightly taken issue with the Biden administration killing foreign civilians in airstrikes and causing mass starvation in Afghanistan by freezing…