Mitch Hedberg jokes that will be funny forever and ever (31 Photos)

Mitch Hedberg is relatable, clever, punchy, witty, and timelessly funny. He’s the rare comic who checks every box in a single breath.

It’s not hyperbole to call him one of the greats.

Writing stand-up with setups, tags, punchlines, and perfect execution is hard; Hedberg did all of it in a few perfect sentences.

He’s also the kind of comedian who turns a room into a quote-off. Once the Hedberg floodgates open, everyone has a favorite.

We’ve meme-ified a stack of his best lines so, like his legacy, they can live forever online.