Daniel Cochran
Old friend who can’t get anywhere on time: Obviously, get them a new watch. If they already have a watch and they’re still always late, get a new friend.
PTA parent-friend with a secret trust fund: They literally deserve nothing.
Brother-in-law with terrifyingly good taste: A subscription to Emily Sundberg’s Substack newsletter, “Feed Me”
Art collector: Draw them a little picture. Sign it. Frame it. Hammer a nail into their wall and hang it while they aren’t looking.
Cinema snob: I can’t stand these people. Show them who’s boss by getting them this box set of Caveh Zahedi’s films. If they don’t know who he is, they’re not a true cinema snob.
Vanity Fair
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