Donald Trump Not Winning Any Awards for Grave Site Landscaping, If Ivana’s Final Resting Place Is Anything to Go By

Last August, Donald Trump’s motivations for burying his ex-wife Ivana on his Bedminister golf course were called into question when a report emerged that he would likely receive a tax break for doing so. A year later, the matter of Ivana’s final resting place is now once again in the news—because it appears as though the man best known for swathing his surroundings in gold-plated everything is apparently too occupied to make his first wife’s grave site look presentable.

Over the weekend, the Daily Mail published photos of Ivana‘s plain headstone overgrown with grass, with patches of dirt and weeds nearby. (The section is also reportedly cordoned off, preventing people from approaching it.) Whereas Trump presumably plans to be buried in a to-scale replica of the White House—with an epitaph that reads, “He won hearts and minds, just as he won the 2020 election” and a bronze statue of him playing golf—this is…whatever is the opposite of that.

Trump spends every summer, including this one, at Bedminster, meaning it’s not as though he’s simply been out of town and unaware of the state of Ivana‘s surroundings. In fact, he hosted the Saudi-backed LIV Golf tournament there last week. So how to explain the grave’s sorry state? Critics of the ex-president may suggest that the notoriously cheap Trump simply doesn‘t want to spend the money on landscaping, or that he’s too busy dealing with his many, many criminal indictments.

According to a spokesperson for the former guy, however, nothing could be further from the case, and anyone claiming otherwise is both full of it and knows nothing of horticulture. “The soil and foundation need time to fully set, which at that time a larger headstone will be used,” a representative for Trump told Insider. “The reporting from the Daily Mail lacks facts or important context, on par with some of their most salacious stories that have been proven false.”

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