The New iPhone 17’s Out, And So Are The Jokes

First off, I don’t stand anywhere on the iPhone versus Android phone debate.

I still use a BlackBerry Curve 9300 from 2007. It has no internet or email, but I 85% of the time I pull it out in public, someone says, “oh shit! A BlackBerry!”

Apple’s new iPhone 17 is now widely available across the US and Canada, which has given X users enough time to make jokes about it.

Again, I’m non-partisan here — I just like to laugh.

It seems phone users (both Apple and Android) are complaining about how easy the phone gets scratched, it’s $1,099 starting price point, and how similar it is to past models.

Regardless, I’m just here for the jokes: