PALM BEACH, FL—Terrified by the prospect that the former president could go away forever if he didn’t pay, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. reportedly helped their father…
Read more Trump Boys Help Father Raise $83 Million By Asking Their Dad For The Money“To attract female voters, we would probably have to color the elephant logo pink and give it long eyelashes, and then we’d need to come up with a…
Read more Republicans Explain Why They Don't Need Women VotersThe Colorado Supreme Court banned President Donald Trump from appearing on the state’s Republican presidential primary ballot, citing the Constitution’s insurrection clause and Trump’s conduct during the Jan.…
Read more Colorado Supreme Court Disqualifies Trump From Presidential BallotFormer President Donald Trump recently called his liberal political opponents “vermin” in a speech delivered on the campaign trail for the 2024 election, using the term in a…
Read more Trump Calls Political Enemies ‘Vermin’ In Veterans Day SpeechFox News host Sean Hannity used the devastating Lewiston shooting to bring up his own “personal security plan” that involves using his mixed martial arts training to protect…
Read more Sean Hannity Says He’d Use MMA Skills To Protect Himself In A Mass ShootingNewly elected House Speaker Mike Johnson of Louisiana was a vocal supporter of Donald Trump’s efforts to overturn the 2020 presidential election. The Onion asked House Republicans why…
Read more Republicans Explain Why They Support An Election Denier As House SpeakerAfter struggling to coalesce around a new House speaker for more than three weeks following the ouster of Kevin McCarthy, Republicans have confirmed Mike Johnson of Louisiana in…
Read more A Timeline Of The GOP House Speaker DebacleAttendees at Trump’s autoworkers rally outside Detroit reportedly confessed to journalists that they were not union autoworkers, despite the signs they were holding saying “Autoworkers For Trump.” What…
Read more Signs Touting ‘Autoworkers For Trump’ At Michigan Rally Found To Be FakeDonald Trump could be at risk of losing control of his New York business properties, including Trump Tower, after a judge found that the former president and his…
Read more Trump Could Lose Control Of Trump Tower After Fraud RulingWASHINGTON—In an effort to address voters hurt by recent actions that resulted in her being thrown out of a theatrical performance, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) announced Friday that…
Read more Lauren Boebert Offers To Personally Jerk Off Any Constituents She OffendedWASHINGTON—Crouching down with a large magnifying glass to his eye, House Speaker Kevin McCarthy reportedly exclaimed, “A clue!” Friday after finding footprints on the House floor matching President…
Read more ‘A Clue!’ Exclaims Kevin McCarthy After Finding Footprints That Match Biden’s ShoesDES MOINES, IA—Triggering an ear-splitting backlash from voters gathered at the Iowa State Fair, Ron DeSantis was reportedly booed off stage this week after flashing his stomach on…
Read more Ron DeSantis Booed Off Stage After Flashing His StomachTALLAHASSEE, FL—Explaining that the course would teach thousands of high schoolers harmful information about identifying psychological disorders, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis announced Friday that the state would ban…
Read more DeSantis Bans AP Psychology Out Of Fear People Will Figure Out What’s Wrong With HimFormer President Donald Trump has been indicted for his attempts to overturn the 2020 election, the third time in four months that the former U.S. president has been…
Read more Trump Indicted For Trying To Overturn 2020 ElectionTALLAHASSEE, FL—Faced with declining contributions as the Florida Republican competes to win his party’s nomination for the White House, Gov. Ron DeSantis’ presidential campaign announced Monday that financial…
Read more Financial Problems Force Ron DeSantis Campaign To Fire WifeFormer President Donald Trump pleaded not guilty after he was arrested and booked at a federal courthouse in Florida for allegedly refusing to return classified documents to federal…
Read more Donald Trump Arrested, Pleads Not Guilty In Classified Documents CaseSome, like Iran (#1) and Venezuela (#4) are no surprise, but seeing Estonia as #2 was pretty shocking. Authorities are unable to determine why Mongolia appears three times…
Read more What Investigators Found In Trump’s Secret DocumentsPALM BEACH, FL—Gritting his teeth as he spoke, former President Donald Trump reportedly said “You better not talk” Friday in a stern warning to one of the classified…
Read more ‘You Better Not Talk,’ Trump Warns Classified DocumentFormer Vice President Mike Pence announced he’s running for president, setting up a battle for the Republican nomination with his former boss, Donald Trump. What do you think?…
Read more Mike Pence Officially Enters 2024 Republican Presidential Race
