Yes the season just dropped this week and it’s messier than a teen bedroom after a weekend of watching pornhub. So Discuss away! (Spoilers so enter at your own risk)
I have so many thoughts. Couple ratings below:
[Spoiler (click to open)]1: Cole and Zanab: 4/10
Jesus Christ girl who hurt you?? The low self-esteem is actually really sad to see. And the constant need to remind each other you both are attractive within day 1 was flag ville.
Verdict: They will make it down the aisle. He will unpack that sofa alone though because not gonna work out.
2: Nancy and Bartise: 1/10
He’s an absolute waste of space with how he behaved at the couple meet. I don’t think anyone will be able to love him as much as he loves himself. Nancy it’s okay. It was between him and, “I like the smell of decaying carcass” so I get you had slim pickings but run.
Verdict: Won’t make it down the aisle, and if they do he’s only saying yes to his own reflection.
3: SK and Raven:5/10
I’m not sure about Jumping Jacks tbh. Raven is absolutely stunning but did she only say yes to SK to get in to the show? She does look stunning in her dress so we know she’s making it down the aisle. But whether he gets a yes out of her we’ll see. Or will the secret weekend bartending break the couple apart!
Verdict: Will make it down the aisle. Raven will have a last minute change of heart to “because you’re my best friend and I don’t want to lose that” speech.
4: Colleen and Matt: 5/10
She’s the girl who’d say let’s not be sad and dance when your dog died. He’s just there. They’re very blissfully happy. Not sure because they’re compatible or just because they’re both easy going.
Verdict: Will make it down the aisle and will get married. In a few months time she will be seen partying with z listers and he will post dog pics on insta with captions about “a man’s true love”.
5: Alex and Brennon: 7/10
Not much to say other than they were so cheesy I fast forwarded their scenes. Booo. Take your love elsewhere!
Verdict: Will get married. And have a couple insta about food, and filtered pics of them sitting on sofas without socks.
SOURCE:https://youtu.be/TQpYFaMVKS0
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