Sunday, 11 September 2022
Hello,
Raymond Ving here, 80 years old, and still as tediously annoying as I always have been. Anyway, will you be buying Cliff Richard’s new Christmas album this year?
Why?
Why not?
Why don’t you like the evergreen King of Pop?
England’s most successful Elvis Presley impersonator?
Did you see the film? The one with Woody from Toy Story in it?
I did. I didn’t like it. It was far too loud for me, and I am eighty, and partially deaf.
Will you be buying Cliff Richard’s new Christmas album? You can buy it for your elderly friends and family members.
I won’t be buying it.
