Will Smith and His Wife Jada Pinkett Smith Hate The Hell Out of Each Other

EL SEGUNDO, California – (Satire News) – Information guru Andy Cohen has learned that the couple known as “The Academy Award Black White Trash Couple,” could be headed for “Big D Land,” (Divorce)

Cohen, who knows both the tall drink of black water (Will Smith) and the midget black stump (Jada Pinkett Smith) points out that the two have actually hated each other for many years.

The unorthodox pair simply put up a facade, a fake front, in order to continue having their fans idolize them.

But a recent QuinniPinni Poll clearly shows that Smith and Pinkett Smith are about as popular as an STD.

Will “The Pussyfied Ambusher’s” favorable rating is 2.3% and the “Carnival Dwarf’s” approval rating is 1.4 %

Cohen said that the famous, or rather former famous, couple say that they are only standing together for the kids.

[PUBLISHER’S NOTE: FOR THE KIDS! MY GOODNESS! The “Kids” are Trey, who is 25, Jaden, who dresses like a girl, and is 19, and Willow, who looks like a crazed squirrel, and is 17.]