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Man Doing ‘Dry January’ Feels Like He’s Been Abusing Family Way Less

January 26, 2023 · Humor

WOOSTER, OH—Noting that the self-imposed period of sobriety had given him a new lease on life, local man Jeremy Thatcher told reporters Thursday that doing “Dry January” made…

British Ministry Launches Discord Channel, Are Promptly Called ‘C**ts’

November 15, 2022 · Video Gaming

The current British government, now onto its third Prime Minister since 2019 and rocked by a combination of scandals and gross, malicious incompetence, is facing an uphill battle…