Abandoning alliteration, the column this week is
experimenting with consonance. Next week, perhaps
we'll see how
everyone feels about assonance.

Job-hunter
Despreately Looking for Internship
shared this job posting, writing
"AMD Job Lsiting forgot to add in the deatils". Seems like a pretty easy job to perform;
Mx. Des should apply.


 

Rosti fan
Stefan Pletosu
(and who isn't?)
uncovers a subtler substitution error that Mx. Despreately missed.
"Why would they call me a lead? I'm just a junior" he
humbly demurs.

eamil

 

Dislocated
Lincoln
figures
"Someone needs to go back to school and study maths."

half

 

Nanoscale philanthropist
Adam R.
references my favorite derived unit in this headscratcher.
"I made a $50 donation plus fees, and in fact that's what
my credit card was charged, but my PayPal activity
statement seems to think I only made a 5 millicent donation."

paypal

 

Time Lord
Daniel D.
conjured up this Slovakian incantation, explaining:
"Large office supply chain says this product will be
delivered between September 9, 2021 and February 8, 2023.
I choose the 2021 and hope it will just materialize in
front of me on pressing the Confirm order button."

yesterday

 

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