Wednesday, 22 February 2023
A meteor has been reported to have landed on Russian forces in the Donbas region if Ukraine, killing entire platoons, blowing up tanks and artillery, and smashing entire cartons of cigarettes!
“Even God hates the Russian army,” said one Ukrainian woman. “He sent his bullet from Heaven to kill the enemy. Praise the universe and its falling stars!”
Putin couldn’t be reached for comment, so he just rounded up more Russians on the streets of Moscow and forced them into the military and told them “Smash them all like a meteor, or don’t come home.”
Big pressure on the Russian military to act like the “bullet of God”, but when you’re run by a madman, then expect mad ideas.
The Ukrainians are hoping for a few more meteors to fall in key locations, and maybe an earthquake or two right beneath where the Russians are sleeping in their cold cots.
Magically, a blue and yellow rainbow appeared in the sky right after the meteor fell. A rare meteorological event! (No pun intended.)
