The greatest manufacturer in the history of the world, Elon Reeve Musk has just introduced to the industrial world his new state-of-the-art Tesla Helicopter.
The “T-Copter” can travel for up to 3,450 miles on a single tank of specially designed fuel, which his crack team of chemists designed and named Muskanol.
Turns out the batteries were just too heavy to allow the chopper to take off. (Shh, don’t tell Elon…)
The new addition to the Tesla line of mechanical entities can also fly upside down for up to 60 minutes. (As mandated by Elon 420 times during development.)
This maneuver can be especially beneficial should the “T-Copter” be caught in a tornado or in a flock of buzzards.
The new helo was tested out by Colonel Chadwick G. Furrbalino, who was President Obama’s personal Helicopter 1 pilot.
