Eggs & I – Fun Facts & Fictional Retorts on a Timer!
This Public Service article has only one aim:
After you’ve finished, you’ll be 100% turned off by eggs – therefore less expensive for those smart enough not to read this drivel!
FACT: The eggs at the grocery store have not been fertilized! In fact, laying hens at most commercial farms have never even seen a Rooster!
Aha! I guess that’s why my husband used to say, ‘Start without me’! haha
FACT: Given the right nutrients, hens will lay eggs with or without having been in the presence of a Rooster!
Is that why my dates go to the Men’s Room when the Check comes?
FACT: Eggs are scarce now because of Bird Flu!
No, I heard it was Eunice – she demands an Epidural!
FACT: They say ‘Don’t Microwave your egg in the shell’!
But I love my Yellow Kitchen!
FACT: There is such a thing as a 1,000 year-old Egg!
I know because that’s what my Gynecologist called my last visit!
And…FACT: The perfect Soft Boiled Egg is boiled for…drum roll: 4 Minutes!
You see, G-d gave us exactly 4 minutes to decide whether we want to eat something that came out of a Chicken’s Butt!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80’s Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker.Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.A Contributor to “Humor Times Magazine” while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her newly published book “CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS” On-Line Dating Straight Linescan be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, proud to announce her latest published Memoir…”OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS”!My Life as a Funny Girlis available right now on amazon.com/dp/1733487417See…you don’t have to be embarrassed to ask for the Title at a Book Store – just CLICK!
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