Floppy Disks Are Like Jesus

Just remember, Jesus forgives.
All you have to do is drop to your knees ask for forgiveness, and admit all the sins you have committed. Some of you sinners may be on your knees for hours so don’t forget your knee
pads.
But for this one time price of only $150.00 U.S you can receive a blanket pardon which
includes one “I love Jesus” T- shirt. Include size along with your payment.