AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Cloud 9 News Agency has just informed the flying public that the largest corporation in the entire world has just purchased JetBlue Airlines.
Cloud 9 reporter Lexi Aspen spoke with a spokesperson for the huge airline and he noted that Bezos-Musk, wanted to purchase Southwest Airlines, but there was a problem with the on-board restroom liability situation.
The airline has 289 planes in their fleet with another 17 on order from a jet building company in Laos.
JetBlue prides itself on not putting up with any unruly passengers.
In fact, a major story recently appeared in the New York Times where a JetBlue pilot, Capt. Norlin Fandini, 43, threatened to throw an unruly, drunken, vulgar female lush out of the jet’s door, while the plane was at 30,109 feet.