100 purrfect cat puns and cat jokes to make you smile – Growing Family

Are you looking for funny cat puns?  This family-friendly roundup has 100 paw-some cat jokes and cat puns to put a smile on your face.

The best cat puns and cat jokes

We’ve included the best cat puns and funny jokes about cats, plus lots of brilliant kitten puns and cat birthday puns.  There’s even a list of cat name puns if you need some inspiration when it comes to naming your kitty.

As well as being a great way to have a giggle, these funny cat puns are perfect inspiration for what to write in greeting cards for cat lovers.  They also make a brilliant accompaniment to your own cat-themed social media posts.  Make sure you bookmark this post to save time!

The best cat puns

Let’s get the feline appreciation started with our favourite cat puns.

I’m a cat purrson

Are you fur real?

Feline fine

Best furiends furever

Let’s make mew-sic

I’ve got felines for you

You’ve got purr-sonality

As good as mew

Hiss and make up

Can I purr-suade you?

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That’s claw-ful

You look fur-miliar

I’m very purr-plexed

Get your thinking cat on

My cat is hiss-terical

The right catitude

So fur, so good

You’re purrfect just the way you are

Go down in hiss-tory

Kitten puns

Who can resist these cute kitten puns?

Just kitten around

It’s kitten all over your face

You’ve got to be kitten me

Kitten in the stars

Stop kitten and get serious

What do you call a cat in love?  A smitten kitten.

Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Kitten.  Kitten who?  Stop kitten around and open the door!

What do you call a pile of kittens?  A meowntain.

Cat paw puns

These paw-themed cat puns might just make you paws for thought 😉

Paw-don me

It’s a pawsibility

You’re the cat’s paw-jamas

Try to stay pawsitive

That’s very unpawtunate

I’m in paw-session of a beautiful cat

Take a paws

Anything is paws-ible

That was quite a faux paw

Live long and paw-sper

These cat puns are a-paw-ling

Meow puns

Celebrate those crazy cat voices with these meow puns.

Meow and furever

Live in the meow

You’re stressing meowt

Here and meow

Meow you doing?

Will you meowy me?

That’s a-meow-zing

Meow or never

Give me a meowment

Right meow

Help meowt

Cat birthday puns

Sending a birthday greeting to a cat lover?  These cat birthday puns will put a smile on their face.

Wishing you a paw-some birthday!

Meow is the time to party!

Happy birthday to mew!

Have a paws-itively purrfect birthday!

Let’s get the pawty started!

Happy purrthday!

Wishing you a purr-fect day!

Have a meow-gical birthday!

Another birthday?  You’ve got to be kitten me!

Cat pun names

Looking for inspiration when it comes to clever cat names?  Cat pun names are definitely worth considering.  Here are a few of our absolute favourite punny cat names.

Cleocatra

Picatso

Isaac Mewton

Harry Pawter

William Shakespaw

Cindy Clawford

Notorious C.A.T.

Brad Kitt

Leonardo DiCatrio

Harrison Furred

Meowly Cyrus

Dolly Purrton

Catniss

Santa Claws

Jessicat

Clawdia

Jennifur

Catrick

Furnando

Hisston

Funny cat jokes

Still hungry for more cat humour?  Check out these funny cat jokes.

What’s a cat’s favourite breakfast cereal?  Mice crispies.

What’s the unluckiest cat to have?  A catastrophe.

Why did the cat get into trouble?  She was caught littering.

What do you call a cat teacher?  A purrfessor.

What’s a cat’s favourite dessert?  Chocolate mouse.

Why are cats such bad storytellers?  Because they only have one tail.

What’s a cat’s favourite book?  The Great Catsby.

What do you call a cat that likes water?  A mew-maid.

Why are cats so good at video games?  Because they have nine lives.

What’s the best medicine for a cat with an allergy?  Anti-hisstamine.

What’s a cat’s favourite colour?  Purrple.

Why are cats afraid of trees?  Because of their bark.

Even more cat jokes for kids

What did the cat say after making a joke?  Just kitten.

What do cats drink when they celebrate?  Purr-secco.

Why do cats like to lie on computers?  To keep an eye on the mouse.

What’s a cat’s favourite sports car?  A furrari.

What do cats like to draw?  Self pawtraits.

How do cats resolve an argument?  They hiss and make up.

What’s the worst kind of cat?  A cat-astrophe.

What’s a cat’s favourite vegetable?  As-purr-agus.

Who do cats call to report a crime?  Claw enforcement.

What type of theatre do cats like?  Meowsicals.

What’s a cat’s favourite magazine?  Good Mousekeeping.

Who brings cats their gifts at Christmas?  Santa Claws.

What do cats eat when it’s hot?  Mice cream.

Tell us your favourite cat jokes and cat puns!

We hope you’ve found this list of cat jokes and cat puns a purrfect source of fun.  If your favourite cat pun or cat joke isn’t here make sure you share it in the comments below 🐈

More family-friendly jokes and puns

If you’d like to carry on the silliness, we’ve got you covered with even more family-friendly joke roundups.

Sticking with the animal theme: bird puns and bee puns.

On a nature theme: flower puns, garden puns, tree puns, plant puns and gnome puns.

Foodie theme: fruit puns, vegetable puns and potato puns.

For seasonal giggles: fall puns, Halloween jokes for kids, pumpkin puns and Christmas jokes for kids (this last one is perfect for DIY advent calendars and crackers).

Make sure you also take a look at my book *A Year of Nature Craft and Play for a full year of nature-themed family fun.

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